[GaDawg]

A man was sitting on the edge of the bed, watching his wife, who was looking at herself in the mirror. Since her birthday was not far off he asked what she'd like to have for her birthday.

'I'd like to be six again', she replied, still looking in the mirror.

On the morning of her birthday, he arose early, made her a nice big bowl of Lucky Charms, and then took her to Six Flags theme park. What a day! He put her on every ride in the park; the Death Slide, the Wall Of Fear, the Screaming Roller Coaster, everything there was.

Five hours later they staggered out of the theme park. Her head was reeling and her stomach felt upside down. He then took her to a McDonald's where he ordered her a Happy Meal with extra fries and a chocolate shake.

Then it was off to a movie, popcorn, a soda pop, and her favorite candy, M&M's. What a fabulous adventure!

Finally she wobbled home with her husband and collapsed into bed...Exhausted.

He leaned over his wife with a big smile and lovingly asked, 'Well Dear, what was it like being six again?'

Her eyes slowly opened and her expression suddenly changed.

'I meant my dress size, you retard!!!!'

The moral of the story: Even when a man is listening, he is gonna get it wrong.

[bkcunningham1]

Too cute! Thanks for the laughs.

[angiefox10]

[Oren L Miller]

[2BNTV]

Very true.

[skyguy79]

"A woman was sitting on the edge of the bed, watching her husband, who was standing naked in front of a full length mirror looking at himself. Since his birthday was not far off she asked what he'd like to have for his birthday.

'I'd like to be six again', he said as he looked himself over in the mirror. etc.........."

With just the few minor changes I've made in the beginning of the post, it could really get interesting. Use your imagination!