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True Friendship

1. When you are sad -- I will help you get drunk and plot revenge
against the sorry ******* who made you sad.

2. When you are blue -- I will try to dislodge whatever is choking you.

3. When you smile -- I will know you are plotting something that I must
be involved in.

4. When you are scared -- I will rag on you about it every chance I get.

5. When you are worried -- I will tell you horrible stories about how
much worse it could be until you quit whining.

6. When you are confused -- I will use little words.

7. When you are sick -- Stay the hell away from me until you are well
Again. I don't want whatever you have.

8. When you fall -- I will point and laugh at your clumsy ass.

9. This is my oath... I pledge it to the end 'Why?' you may ask;
'because you are my friend'.

Friendship is like peeing your pants, everyone can see it,
but only you can feel the true warmth.