[Freeda]

A man wearing an expensive suit was standing near the entrance to a lavish restaurant.

A couple approached and examined the posted menu, and then the husband approached the man in the suit, assuming that he worked at the restaurant, and in a haughty voice, asked him: "Could you tell me just how you prepare the chicken here?"

Without a pause, the man in the suit answered: "We believe in being very direct with the chicken; we just come out and tell it, 'You are going to die'. "

[zcaveman]

At least you know the chicken is fresh.

[Uptown Girl]

I think that's how Julia Child always did it!

[angiefox10]

Funny!