Originally Posted by larbud (Post 2123310)

Saturday's Funny !!! 😂😂😂

British secret agent, James Bond, walks into the casino lounge and takes a seat next to a very attractive woman at the bar. He gives her a quick glance and then casually looks at his gold watch. Naturally, the woman notices this and asks “Is your date running late?”
“No,” answers 007. “I was just given this state-of-the-art watch by ‘Q’ and I’m field testing it.”
“Oh,” exclaims the woman. “What’s so special about it?”
“It uses alpha waves to communicate with me telapathically,” explains the tall dark secret agent.
“Well then,” begins the woman. “What is it telling you now?”
Bond looks her in the eye and says, “It says that you aren’t wearing any panties.”
The woman laughs and replies, “Well, it’s not working, that special watch… because I am wearing panties!”
Bond smirks, taps the face of the watch with his index finger “Bloody thing’s running an hour fast!”

Originally Posted by larbud (Post 2123310)

Saturday's Funny !!! 😂😂😂

British secret agent, James Bond, walks into the casino lounge and takes a seat next to a very attractive woman at the bar. He gives her a quick glance and then casually looks at his gold watch. Naturally, the woman notices this and asks “Is your date running late?”
“No,” answers 007. “I was just given this state-of-the-art watch by ‘Q’ and I’m field testing it.”
“Oh,” exclaims the woman. “What’s so special about it?”
“It uses alpha waves to communicate with me telapathically,” explains the tall dark secret agent.
“Well then,” begins the woman. “What is it telling you now?”
Bond looks her in the eye and says, “It says that you aren’t wearing any panties.”
The woman laughs and replies, “Well, it’s not working, that special watch… because I am wearing panties!”
Bond smirks, taps the face of the watch with his index finger “Bloody thing’s running an hour fast!”

Originally Posted by Michael G. (Post 2123865)

Why isn't this moved to the " Just for Fun" forum" ????????

Originally Posted by tophcfa (Post 2123637)

based on the last movie, where bond was killed, it appears the new 007 is an african american, whoops, african british woman. And q came out as gay. Looks like there’s nothing the newer generations can’t keep their hands off changing.

Originally Posted by admiral72 (Post 2123697)

don't you mean an hour slow

Originally Posted by Worldseries27 (Post 2123977)

watch how fast a sinking box office will change producer/investors minds.remember or not this 1 time wonder.

Originally Posted by admiral72 (Post 2123697)

don't you mean an hour slow

Originally Posted by Two Bills (Post 2124043)

May help regarding the rumor of a possible female of undisclosed sexual, racial orientation.

New James Bond ‘has to be aged under 40 and taller than 5ft 10’

Originally Posted by Stu from NYC (Post 2124120)

Took me to a screen about yahoo.