[rpalumberi]

Originally Posted by larbud

Saturday's Funny !!! 😂😂😂

British secret agent, James Bond, walks into the casino lounge and takes a seat next to a very attractive woman at the bar. He gives her a quick glance and then casually looks at his gold watch. Naturally, the woman notices this and asks “Is your date running late?”
“No,” answers 007. “I was just given this state-of-the-art watch by ‘Q’ and I’m field testing it.”
“Oh,” exclaims the woman. “What’s so special about it?”
“It uses alpha waves to communicate with me telapathically,” explains the tall dark secret agent.
“Well then,” begins the woman. “What is it telling you now?”
Bond looks her in the eye and says, “It says that you aren’t wearing any panties.”
The woman laughs and replies, “Well, it’s not working, that special watch… because I am wearing panties!”
Bond smirks, taps the face of the watch with his index finger “Bloody thing’s running an hour fast!”

good one, funny

[mikeycereal]

Funny joke, I think I'll borrow it.

As for this new James Bond stuff I agree if it ain't broke....

[Michael G.]

Originally Posted by larbud

Saturday's Funny !!! 😂😂😂

British secret agent, James Bond, walks into the casino lounge and takes a seat next to a very attractive woman at the bar. He gives her a quick glance and then casually looks at his gold watch. Naturally, the woman notices this and asks “Is your date running late?”
“No,” answers 007. “I was just given this state-of-the-art watch by ‘Q’ and I’m field testing it.”
“Oh,” exclaims the woman. “What’s so special about it?”
“It uses alpha waves to communicate with me telapathically,” explains the tall dark secret agent.
“Well then,” begins the woman. “What is it telling you now?”
Bond looks her in the eye and says, “It says that you aren’t wearing any panties.”
The woman laughs and replies, “Well, it’s not working, that special watch… because I am wearing panties!”
Bond smirks, taps the face of the watch with his index finger “Bloody thing’s running an hour fast!”

Why isn't this moved to the " Just for Fun" forum" ????????

[Moderator]

Originally Posted by Michael G.

Why isn't this moved to the " Just for Fun" forum" ????????

Where do you think it is?

Moderator

[Worldseries27]

Originally Posted by tophcfa

based on the last movie, where bond was killed, it appears the new 007 is an african american, whoops, african british woman. And q came out as gay. Looks like there’s nothing the newer generations can’t keep their hands off changing.

watch how fast a sinking box office will change producer/investors minds.remember or not this 1 time wonder.

[Worldseries27]

Originally Posted by admiral72

don't you mean an hour slow

fast is correct. The watch is predicting what will happen in the future

[Stu from NYC]

Originally Posted by Worldseries27

watch how fast a sinking box office will change producer/investors minds.remember or not this 1 time wonder.

Hard to keep something like this fresh but some things should not be messed with.

[WiscoGirl]

Originally Posted by admiral72

don't you mean an hour slow

James, double O - seven, is the one who's "late" (to remove her unmentionable's) therefore, the watch is "fast"

[Two Bills]

May help regarding the rumor of a possible female of undisclosed sexual, racial orientation.

New James Bond ‘has to be aged under 40 and taller than 5ft 10’

[Stu from NYC]

Originally Posted by Two Bills

May help regarding the rumor of a possible female of undisclosed sexual, racial orientation.

New James Bond ‘has to be aged under 40 and taller than 5ft 10’

Took me to a screen about yahoo.

[Two Bills]

Originally Posted by Stu from NYC

Took me to a screen about yahoo.

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