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SFSkol 10-19-2018 10:37 AM

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This week's The New Yorker caption contest:

Which should I submit?

"This just in: The Citys' death rate has risen to new heights."
"You trying to scythe us out?"
"So, you're Mr. Grimm from the Psych department?"
"Are we going up or down?"

Ecuadog 10-19-2018 12:11 PM

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"Does it matter that my yogurt is past its expiration date?"

SFSkol 10-31-2018 10:07 AM

Here's a few Casper the Friendly Ghost Halloween jokes for Florida's Friendliest Hometown.

Why does Casper prefer to go go to Katie Bells at Happy Hour on Holloween?
------ Because the drinks have more "Booze" in them.
Why didn't Casper enter the Spanish Springs Halloween race?
------ Because he didn't have a ghost of a chance.
Did you know Casper's family were very religious?
------ They are practicing "Boo-dhists."

CFrance 10-31-2018 12:11 PM

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Originally Posted by SFSkol (Post 1594980)
Here's a few Casper the Friendly Ghost Halloween jokes for Florida's Friendliest Hometown.

Why does Casper prefer to go go to Katie Bells at Happy Hour on Holloween?
------ Because the drinks have more "Booze" in them.
Why didn't Casper enter the Spanish Springs Halloween race?
------ Because he didn't have a ghost of a chance.
Did you know Casper's family were very religious?
------ They are practicing "Boo-dhists."

:clap2::clap2:

SFSkol 11-07-2018 03:48 PM

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This Week the New Yorker Caption Contest.:

"This is gonna be a hair-raising experience."
"I just re-watched, "There's Something About Mary."

chuck90199 11-08-2018 08:19 AM

"OK. Climb down my hair!"


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