Talk of The Villages Florida - Rentals, Entertainment & More
Talk of The Villages Florida - Rentals, Entertainment & More
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The more you weight the harder you are to kidnap. Stay safe, eat cake.
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Pick a caption, or add your own...
1. Answers the age old question: Do bears sit in the woods? 2. Beckett's new play: "Waiting For BooBoo." 3. A Kodiak moment 4. New fast food restaurant: 'Barely a pause.' 5. A new Yogi position: Picnicking Bear |
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Joe told his friends that he’s been sleeping on the couch for a week. Cindy, his wife, wanted him to shop for her and buy something sexy. Joe went to Macy’s and picked out a black bra for his wife and gave it to her. His friends wanted to know what the problem was. “I didn’t read the tag”...hides back fat
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They're probably watching me. Well, let them. Let them see what kind of a person I am. I'm not even going to swat that fly. I hope they are watching... they'll see. They'll see and they'll know, and they'll say, "Why, she wouldn't even harm a fly..." |
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"Puberty - A hair-razing experience." - SFSkol
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Today's New Yorker caption contest.
"That's so the Frankophiles can find him." (or add your own) |
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"See honey, I told you hotdogs were at the top of the food pyramid."
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You know I don't like mustard. Take it back. |
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Where do cucumbers go dancing?
A pickleball. Last edited by SFSkol; 10-11-2018 at 08:35 AM. Reason: remove pic |
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This week's The New Yorker caption contest.
"Wow, this will be a night I'll never forget." "So, your profile said you call yourself the man of steel?" "It's a bit stiff, but it suits you." "I said I was hoping for a little amour, not armor." "I've been told I can be a bit defensive." "It's my night job." Which should I enter? |
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"George, I think you're taking this protected sex thing too far." |
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"A day without laughter; is no joke." -SFSkol
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Ski groups
[QUOTE=SFSkol;1582474]Here's a thread for puns, jokes, quotes, humerus funnybone laffers, limerick, stories, that you have created. Original stuff, please.
Here, I'll start it off: New club of the Villages began meeting this week in the ,,,,, The Ski groups were-divided in to two skill levels. Those who are over 70 will be doing the moguls and those over 80 will do the Deep Powder runs. WE will have free air travel on the first trip to Alta Utah. A generous benefactor has agreed to let us use his open air biplane to get to the slopes. Dr. Lewinsky, an orthopedic surgeon, will available all day during our ski events. |
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