[Golf-Tinker]

A friend sent me this link today.

http://www.frontiernet.net/~jimdandy.../life/life.htm

Enjoy.

[nONIE]

Golf-Tinker

This was really great!!! Loved it!

[DickY]

My Son the Veterinarian

Every Sunday, a little old lady placed $2,000 in the collection plate.

This went on for weeks until the pastor, overcome by curiosity, approached her. "Ma'am, I couldn't help but notice that you put $2,000 a week in the collection plate," he stated.

"Why, yes," she replied, "every week my son sends me money, and what I don't need, I give to the church."

The pastor replied, "That's wonderful, how much does he send you?"

The old lady said, "Oh, $20,000 a week."

The pastor was amazed. "Your son is very successful; what does he do for a living?"

"He"s a veterinarian," she answered.

"That's a very honorable profession," the pastor says. "Where does he practice?"

The old lady said proudly, "Well, he has two cat houses in Las Vegas and one in Reno.

[Muncle]

A man walking down the street stuck his head in the barber shop door and said, "Bob Peters here"?

The barber turned to him and said, "Nope, we just cut hair."

Originally Posted by Muncle

A man walking down the street stuck his head in the barber shop door and said, "Bob Peters here"?

The barber turned to him and said, "Nope, we just cut hair."

Funny. :bigthumbsup:

[bsliny]

A drunk is walking down the street and passes a woman holding a dog
He says thats the ugliest pig i've ever seen She replies your drunk thats
not a pig thats a dog And he says i was talking to the dog
:hot: :hot:

[nONIE]

ooooohhhhh! That bad, thats really bad!!! Its so bad it's good!!! 1rnfl