A lawyer runs a stop sign.....

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Old 02-25-2015, 11:26 AM
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A lawyer from The Villages runs a stop sign and gets pulled over by a local cop. He thinks that he is smarter than the cop because he is a lawyer and is certain that he has a better education then any cop. He decides to prove this to himself and have some fun at the cop's expense!
Cop says, License and registration, please."
TV lawyer says, "What for?"
Cop says,"Ya didnt come to a complete stop at the stop sign."
Lawyer says, "I slowed down, and no one was coming."
Cop says,"Ya still didnt come to a complete stop. License and registration, please."
Lawyer says, "What's the difference?"
Cop says, "The difference is, ya havent come to complete stop, that's the law. License and registration, please!"
Lawyer says, "If you can show me the legal difference between slow down and stop, I'll give you my license and registration and you give me the ticket. If not, you let me go and don't give me the ticket."
Cop says, "Sounds fair. Exit your vehicle, sir."
The lawyer exits his vehicle.
The cop takes out his baton and starts beating the living **** out of the lawyer and says, "Do you want me to stop, or just slow down? "
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Old 02-25-2015, 02:09 PM
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A lawyer from The Villages runs a stop sign and gets pulled over by a local cop. He thinks that he is smarter than the cop because he is a lawyer and is certain that he has a better education then any cop. He decides to prove this to himself and have some fun at the cop's expense!
Cop says, License and registration, please."
TV lawyer says, "What for?"
Cop says,"Ya didnt come to a complete stop at the stop sign."
Lawyer says, "I slowed down, and no one was coming."
Cop says,"Ya still didnt come to a complete stop. License and registration, please."
Lawyer says, "What's the difference?"
Cop says, "The difference is, ya havent come to complete stop, that's the law. License and registration, please!"
Lawyer says, "If you can show me the legal difference between slow down and stop, I'll give you my license and registration and you give me the ticket. If not, you let me go and don't give me the ticket."
Cop says, "Sounds fair. Exit your vehicle, sir."
The lawyer exits his vehicle.
The cop takes out his baton and starts beating the living **** out of the lawyer and says, "Do you want me to stop, or just slow down? "
Had not heard a variation of that one before.
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