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charlieo1126@gmail.com 05-23-2021 09:07 AM
In an interview with Johnny Cochran , he revealed that he had received a lot of hate mail after OJ verdict , his answer was if your wife , son or you have been charged with a major crime , Who You Going To Call ??? Everyone hates lawyers until you need one

Boomer 05-23-2021 09:29 AM
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Originally Posted by charlieo1126@gmail.com (Post 1949358)
In an interview with Johnny Cochran , he revealed that he had received a lot of hate mail after OJ verdict , his answer was if your wife , son or you have been charged with a major crime , Who You Going To Call ??? Everyone hates lawyers until you need one

Yep.

One of my longtime friends was a police officer — back in the day when she was among the very first women on the force.

She had been to court on a police matter — and lost. (It was nothing from headlines.)

She later needed a lawyer for a different matter.

When she made the appointment and walked into the lawyer’s office, he was stunned. (Actually, she was rather gorgeous, but that was not the reason.)

He said, “You want to hire ME?!”

To which she replied, “Absolutely. You kicked my ass in court.”

She won that one.

Boomer (This post does not indicate that I am cutting OJ any slack whatsoever.)

jimjamuser 05-23-2021 10:10 AM
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Originally Posted by golfing eagles (Post 1949150)
I get the joke, but is a "contraction" project an undertaking to use more apostrophes as in can't, don't, won't etc. Or was it a "construction" project???:1rotfl::1rotfl::1rotfl:
That's a good one - Golfing with the Eagles. I see that you are better with the English language than you are with economic stimulus solutions. And I think the Golfing Eagles means that you idolize the Philadelphia Eagles football players that also play golf. I'm from Philly - you from Philly?

Driller703 05-23-2021 10:46 AM
People were drinking in the bar when suddenly a man stood up and yelled “All lawyers are A-Holes!” It got really quiet for a moment and then gradually people started talking and drinking again. Shortly thereafter the man stood up again and yelled “All lawyers are A-Holes! It got quiet again and another man stood up and yelled “I resent that statement!” The first man said “Why, are you a lawyer?” The second man said “no, I’m an A-hole.”

EviesGP 05-24-2021 09:29 AM
Why do they bury lawyers 12ft down, instead of 6ft, like everyone else?
Because, deep down, they're really good people!

Lulu52 05-24-2021 12:54 PM
I thought this site today really sucked. I hope none of you ever need a lawyer and if you do, I hope they screw you over royally. No sense of humor about lawyer and religious jokes.

tophcfa 05-24-2021 02:46 PM
It was sooooo cold out the other day I saw a Lawyer with his hands in his own pockets : )

JMintzer 05-24-2021 07:54 PM
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Originally Posted by Lulu52 (Post 1949994)
I thought this site today really sucked. I hope none of you ever need a lawyer and if you do, I hope they screw you over royally. No sense of humor...
Fixed it for you...

JohnN 05-26-2021 09:43 AM
A lawyer mistakenly receives a double payment from a client, $10,000 instead of $5,000.

What is the ethical question to address here?

Return it to the client? Nope.

The real question is does he tell his partner about it.


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