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CFrance 11-30-2012 12:45 PM
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Originally Posted by Bill-n-Brillo (Post 587698)
..........ride in Gracie's pizza delivery car which she sometimes uses to........

Bill :)
steal supposedly "saved" chairs from the squares, leaving the dog bags behind for...

Taltarzac725 11-30-2012 12:53 PM
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Originally Posted by CFrance (Post 587701)
steal supposedly "saved" chairs from the squares, leaving the dog bags behind for...
...Super duper pooper scoopers who charge $3.00 per bag to Square seat hoggers due to a revision in the FL Code meant to protect seniors' rights to colostomy bags from competition from pet owners.

Villages PL 11-30-2012 01:08 PM
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Originally Posted by Taltarzac725 (Post 587706)
...Super duper pooper scoopers who charge $3.00 per bag to Square seat hoggers due to a revision in the FL Code meant to protect seniors' rights to colostomy bags from competition from pet owners.
Then he wondered if all this talk about colostomy bags, and dog poop, was making anybody hungry for.....

eweissenbach 11-30-2012 01:18 PM
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Originally Posted by Villages PL (Post 587716)
Then he wondered if all this talk about colostomy bags, and dog poop, was making anybody hungry for.....
strained prunes, but I digress. You see, the real intrigue surrounding this episode is really twofold - first; why did the design center fail to make bubblegum countertops available? and second; ............

CFrance 11-30-2012 01:28 PM
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Originally Posted by eweissenbach (Post 587729)
strained prunes, but I digress. You see, the real intrigue surrounding this episode is really twofold - first; why did the design center fail to make bubblegum countertops available? and second; ............
Who WAS that suspicious looking gentleman not singing Christmas carols that everyone suspected was Fumar? And furthermore...

shcisamax 11-30-2012 01:35 PM
Do we need a furthermore? or can we just say Goodnight Gracie.

2BNTV 11-30-2012 01:36 PM
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Originally Posted by Bill-n-Brillo (Post 587698)
..........ride in Gracie's pizza delivery car which she sometimes uses to........

Bill :)
ride around in with the girls posse shooting their water guns and drenching.........

Taltarzac725 11-30-2012 03:54 PM
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Originally Posted by 2BNTV (Post 587735)
ride around in with the girls posse shooting their water guns and drenching.........
...unsuspecting holders of Square's seats with awaiting unwanted presents of bubblegum scented water. :throwtomatoes:

2BNTV 11-30-2012 03:58 PM
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Originally Posted by Taltarzac725 (Post 587794)
...unsuspecting holders of Square's seats with awaiting unwanted presents of bubblegum scented water. :throwtomatoes:
They, (girls posse), proceeded to go to Toojays to get their just desserts. Having set TV people on the straight and narrow. So now, everyone will be afraid to save seats and we can.......

jblum315 11-30-2012 04:25 PM
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Originally Posted by 2BNTV (Post 587799)
They, (girls posse), proceeded to go to Toojays to get their just desserts. Having set TV people on the straight and narrow. So now, everyone will be afraid to save seats and we can.......
get to a 3 p.m. parade at 3 p.m.

2BNTV 11-30-2012 04:33 PM
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Originally Posted by jblum315 (Post 587814)
get to a 3 p.m. parade at 3 p.m.
Everyone was so happy the saving seat issue was resolved. The girls posse can take break from enforcing people bad habits and can go.......

Taltarzac725 11-30-2012 04:54 PM
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Originally Posted by 2BNTV (Post 587817)
Everyone was so happy the saving seat issue was resolved. The girls posse can take break from enforcing people bad habits and can go.......
...crush peanut shells and throw them on the floor at Cody's Original Roadhouse while rooting for the ??? in the National College Football Title game.

eweissenbach 11-30-2012 05:02 PM
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Originally Posted by Taltarzac725 (Post 587825)
...crush peanut shells and throw them on the floor at Cody's Original Roadhouse while rooting for the ??? in the National College Football Title game.
And they all lived happily ever after! THE END

CFrance 11-30-2012 05:38 PM
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Originally Posted by eweissenbach (Post 587830)
And they all lived happily ever after! THE END
And they all lived happily ever after.

Bill-n-Brillo 11-30-2012 07:01 PM
So how was all THAT for a story, Pooh???

Bill :wave:


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