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skyguy79 11-28-2012 08:35 PM
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Originally Posted by mrfixit (Post 586773)
Upon further inspection, the nice police officer exclaimed.....
......................OMG that man ran over TWO packages of Ding-Dongs.
Speaking of Ding Dongs, did you...

pooh 11-28-2012 09:11 PM
OMG, this is an hysterical story.....I LOVE IT!!!!:1rotfl::1rotfl::1rotfl:

Keep up the good work:BigApplause::BigApplause::BigApplause:

eweissenbach 11-28-2012 09:13 PM
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Originally Posted by skyguy79 (Post 586785)
Speaking of Ding Dongs, did you...
Know that they were laced with arsenic, said the Wildwood City Marshall. The victim was a known yard ornamentor and........

BarryRX 11-28-2012 09:16 PM
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Originally Posted by eweissenbach (Post 586813)
Know that they were laced with arsenic, said the Wildwood City Marshall. The victim was a known yard ornamentor and........
and had recently been observed placing dog feces in the trash can at the mail boxes.

eweissenbach 11-28-2012 09:19 PM
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Originally Posted by BarryRX (Post 586817)
and had recently been observed placing dog feces in the trash can at the mail boxes.
A bystander (who looked a lot like fumar) said "well then, he got what he deserved". To which the officer replied......

skyguy79 11-28-2012 09:28 PM
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Originally Posted by eweissenbach (Post 586818)
A bystander (who looked a lot like fumar) said "well then, he got what he deserved". To which the officer replied......
...well poo poo on you, then proceeded to....

CFrance 11-28-2012 09:39 PM
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Originally Posted by Skip2MySue (Post 586764)
guarding a 12 pack of Twinkies.....
Skip 2
And three loaves of Wonder Bread. Then out of the corner of my eye, I noticed a man approaching. He looked like Santa Claus with a gun.

skyguy79 11-28-2012 09:43 PM
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Originally Posted by skyguy79 (Post 586827)
...well poo poo on you, then proceeded to....
change the subject. However, someone...

eweissenbach 11-28-2012 09:55 PM
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Originally Posted by skyguy79 (Post 586839)
change the subject. However, someone...
recognized in the growing crowd the faint image of.........

mrfixit 11-28-2012 10:00 PM
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Originally Posted by eweissenbach (Post 586848)
recognized in the growing crowd the faint image of.........
.....FUMAR, sporting a HUGE Grin, being led back to the scene by....

cathyw 11-28-2012 10:02 PM
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Originally Posted by mrfixit (Post 586852)
.....FUMAR, sporting a HUGE Grin, being led back to the scene by....
graciegirl and the posse with their water guns pointed at...

eweissenbach 11-28-2012 10:03 PM
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Originally Posted by mrfixit (Post 586852)
.....FUMAR, sporting a HUGE Grin, being led back to the scene by....
the ear by Barefoot, who was wearing the uniform of the Canadian Mounted Police. Bare was heard lecturing Fumar, who was dressed as a.......

graciegirl 11-28-2012 10:03 PM
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Originally Posted by eweissenbach (Post 586818)
A bystander (who looked a lot like fumar) said "well then, he got what he deserved". To which the officer replied......
He deserves to have a colonoscopy hose attached to his ...armpit and after that............

eweissenbach 11-28-2012 10:06 PM
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Originally Posted by graciegirl (Post 586856)
He deserves to have a colonoscopy hose attached to his ...armpit and after that............
..we shall all dance the boogaloo, and sing nursery rhymes while......

skyguy79 11-28-2012 10:10 PM
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Originally Posted by eweissenbach (Post 586857)
..we shall all dance the boogaloo, and sing nursery rhymes while......
... Graciegirl puts the hose away and cleans up the mess! Yikes, everyone duck! Graciegirl is...


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