[quote=Barefoot;587212]finally consider having that colonoscopy that was being discussed but failing confidence in the local doctors, she opted instead to do a Walk Away The Pounds class hoping that

[quote=Barefoot;587212]Ask Jimbo to prepare vegetarians treats, but everyone left and went searching for Twinkies which they found ....

[quote=shcisamax;587229]She could work off all the Twinkies she ate at Gracie's ......

[quote=Barefoot;587212]greet and meet a lot of members. Her favorite story was told by Bill of Bill and Brillo, (the popcorn magnet), when he said......

"It doesn't cost anything to be nice."

However, Bill knew differently, as being nice had cost him a lot of money when he was approached by panhandlers over the years. Speaking of panhandlers it was at that very moment that Rubicon happened by, and trying to be kind, Bill said..............

Let ne help you out and gave Rubicon a bucket of popcorn fresh from his popcorn maker. To be extra nice, he included salt, butter and napkins. He then....

sit down and picked three popcorn hulls out of his teeth which made Rubicon frown and say.......................

"I'd better make that dental appointment for a cleaning before Bill gets down again."

Bill, this popcorn is terrible. He then left in a huff and decided to go to Gracies as she always has coffee and cake and he was hungry. Gracie was not home so he.........

went to KathieL's instead, but she is never home, so Rubicon ended up at TooJay's, where he met. . .

"I'd better make a dental appointment for a teeth cleaning before Bill gets down."

Went to Seabreeze to swim a few laps. Not long thereafter, Gracie came home and she said to Sweetie that something told her that Rubicon had been there, and they had better check the house to see if everything was still there. After checking the silverware and her massive collection of jewelry, not to mention the coin collection and gold bars, and satisfied that everything was in place she took Helene and went to............

Hey we now have three different story lines...pick one and stick with it. It's 4:30 in the afternoon and I am not as sharp as I was earlier.

...

This story is making me laugh my butt off....even with the deviations here and there......it isn't easy with the Novocain I needed for the emergency dental work.....:loco::a20::a20:

So he suggested we go back to the "dark and gloomy afternoon" where a dead body was found in the parking lot of the Rialto Theater.

It turns out that the dead body was that of the author of the above short story. Someone evidently read it, went crazy, and decided to take revenge.

Nope. We aren't going back.

see Santa Claus. She climbed onto his lap and he groaned.( Gracie had been hittin' those Twinkies hard lately before they all went away.) Gracie looked into Santa Claus' eyes and said plaintively..................Please Santa. Won't you bring me a big.....

Right, the man is dead, he can't take back what he wrote, lets move on and....

supersized happy wish to give to PL for Christmas. Santa looked seriously into Gracie's eyes and whispered softly into her ear

Howdy Doody doll as I didn't get one when I was a child. Santa repied, "have you been a good girl"? Gracie replied, yes Santa. He knew she was......

...tractor trailer load of Twinkies, another short story that makes sense, and....

just saying what she had to say to get what she really wanted which was a "boy howdy" doll and.....

a brand new red Ferrari Lamborghini. She could jump in and be at Spainh Springs in less than two minutes. She was the envy of all.........

except the good people at Flipper's who wanted her to deliver pizza's to the South side of 466 but.........

....she couldn't because 466 goes east and west. So she told them to take their pizza and.....

place it in the correct solar orientation thereby . . .

creating the worlds greatest solar pizza! OK, is everybody ready to...

go to the Christmas lighting at LSL. I tied bags on some chairs and saved them for ..............

....the people bringing over the solar pizza! I wonder if the pizza can dance.....

.......in the seat of her "Ferrari Lamborghini" delivery car - - - - but is it a Ferrari......or a Lamborghini........or................

Bill :)

... or...... a little Nash Rambler! ♫ BEEP-BEEP, BEEP-BEEP his horn went BEEP-BEEP-BEEP! Aah, I forgot what I was about to.....

say because the Road Runner meep meep flew by me saying that he had escaped from his birdcage and was headed over to Bonifay to

get some birdseed! On the way he saw bigbird and...

heard about the dead body. Apparently a woman in an itsy-bisty, teeny-weenie, yellow polk-a-dot bikini had been spotted leaving the scene by way of

cutting across Gilchrist over to the new design center on Dafoe where the realtors were buzzing about trying to find

buyers who didn't mind cigarette butts, renters, or snowbirds, or