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Barefoot 11-29-2012 02:48 AM

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Originally Posted by eweissenbach (Post 586912)
Make her husband, the bubble gum king of Baltimore, happy. But if she chews all that gum she will.... ......

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Originally Posted by skyguy79 (Post 586914)
blow up like the Goodyear blimp before...

before she rolls over to the town square to celebrate the christmas tree lighting and ..........

jblum315 11-29-2012 05:06 AM

Meanwhile, Bob, Tom, Ed and Joe were enjoying their usual Tuesday afternoon golf game.

Taltarzac725 11-29-2012 07:47 AM

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Originally Posted by jblum315 (Post 586935)
Meanwhile, Bob, Tom, Ed and Joe were enjoying their usual Tuesday afternoon golf game.

Until, the coyote decided he better poop in the 16th hole before Fumar caught it with a dog catcher's net for his weekly pre-polo sacrifice to the ancient Polo God Boy Howdy.

CFrance 11-29-2012 07:53 AM

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Originally Posted by Taltarzac725 (Post 586980)
Until, the coyote decided he better poop in the 16th hole before Fumar caught it with a dog catcher's net for his weekly pre-polo sacrifice to the ancient Polo God Boy Howdy.

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Who should actually be called Poo Howdy, but never mind... Fumar meets up with the bubble gum counter lady (do they even know each other?), and together they blow bubble gum ornaments for the trees on the square, after which...

eweissenbach 11-29-2012 08:30 AM

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Originally Posted by CFrance (Post 586985)
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Who should actually be called Poo Howdy, but never mind... Fumar meets up with the bubble gum counter lady (do they even know each other?), and together they blow bubble gum ornaments for the trees on the square, after which...

Gary Morse gives Fumar a commendation for his good work with the animal shelter. But just at that instant, out of nowhere (well, actually from behind the Wal Mart on 441) comes EdV on his souped up customized golf car. Taltarzac waves him down on the cart bridge and says:.....

cathyw 11-29-2012 08:35 AM

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Originally Posted by Barefoot (Post 586928)
before she rolls over to the town square to celebrate the christmas tree lighting and ..........

when she got to the square....all the seats were saved...there was a bag of popcorn on each seat...was it really Bill ? The plot thickens as....

Taltarzac725 11-29-2012 08:35 AM

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Originally Posted by eweissenbach (Post 587003)
Gary Morse gives Fumar a commendation for his good work with the animal shelter. But just at that instant, out of nowhere (well, actually from behind the Wal Mart on 441) comes EdV on his souped up customized golf car. Taltarzac waves him down on the cart bridge and says:.....

...Boy Howdy--the ancient polo god-- is very upset with Fumar because the other polo side will probably win on Friday because Fumar faced West rather than East at the pooping at the mail center without clean-up Peggy the Poodle sacrifice.

eweissenbach 11-29-2012 08:50 AM

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Originally Posted by Taltarzac725 (Post 587008)
...Boy Howdy--the ancient polo god-- is very upset with Fumar because the other polo side will probably win on Friday because Fumar faced West rather than East at the pooping at the mail center without clean-up Peggy the Poodle sacrifice.

As usual, EdV said "I have no idea what you are talking about Tal! However I have come all the way from Stonecrest in order to save Lisa from this cockamamy bubble gum counter top fiasco. Now jump in Tal and we will head for the design center!" To which Tal answered...........

Taltarzac725 11-29-2012 09:07 AM

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Originally Posted by eweissenbach (Post 587018)
As usual, EdV said "I have no idea what you are talking about Tal! However I have come all the way from Stonecrest in order to save Lisa from this cockamamy bubble gum counter top fiasco. Now jump in Tal and we will head for the design center!" To which Tal answered...........

...the cockamamy bubble gum counter top is made from the gum collected from Villages' movie theater seats from which the Morses demand a cut.

eweissenbach 11-29-2012 09:48 AM

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Originally Posted by Taltarzac725 (Post 587027)
...the cockamamy bubble gum counter top is made from the gum collected from Villages' movie theater seats from which the Morses demand a cut.

Hmmmmm, replied EdV, well we can go door to door in Stonecrest and collect used gum. But wait! Is that Barefoot coming this way? And what does she have in her hand?..............

shcisamax 11-29-2012 09:58 AM

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Originally Posted by eweissenbach (Post 587057)
Hmmmmm, replied EdV, well we can go door to door in Stonecrest and collect used gum. But wait! Is that Barefoot coming this way? And what does she have in her hand?..............

By Golly, it is the poop bag from a pickleball court that someone,,,,who might that be...left while they were mulling over how to take the cut from the Morse's bubblegum money maker.

shcisamax 11-29-2012 10:04 AM

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Originally Posted by shcisamax (Post 587071)
By Golly, it is the poop bag from a pickleball court that someone,,,,who might that be...left while they were mulling over how to take the cut from the Morse's bubblegum money maker.

And in the nick of time, PLVillager posted a sign on Buena Vista alerting the general public to the dangers of nonvegan bubblegum which said: BEWARE OF CHEWING that caused

eweissenbach 11-29-2012 10:13 AM

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Originally Posted by shcisamax (Post 587078)
And in the nick of time, PLVillager posted a sign on Buena Vista alerting the general public to the dangers of nonvegan bubblegum which said: BEWARE OF CHEWING that caused

A gawkers slowdown right at rush hour, with thousands of carts heading for the squares and the happy hour special "blue Hawaiian" beverage. The traffic backup allowed Golfingnut to slip through the crowd unnoticed, where he managed to....................

graciegirl 11-29-2012 10:15 AM

interspersed. omg you people are funny. I just love you to pieces. please continue.

Skip2MySue 11-29-2012 10:17 AM

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Originally Posted by eweissenbach (Post 587082)
A gawkers slowdown right at rush hour, with thousands of carts heading for the squares and the happy hour special "blue Hawaiian" beverage. The traffic backup allowed Golfingnut to slip through the crowd unnoticed, where he managed to....................

retrieve his errant drive and follow it up with the sweetest 3 wood slice headed towards.........


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