nails in the road. Meanwhile, Fumar and Gracie were...

Dancing the boogaloo while wading in the fountain at Spanish Springs. What really got people's attention however, was the gigantic......

.......popcorn ball that was...........

Bill :)

"popcorn ball" that was actually a gator sharing the fountain with them. Luckily, it was the legendary motorized gator from Lake Sumter...

Purple People Eater singing Ew E Ew Ah Ah Ting Tang Walla Walla Bing Bang

shared in Katie Bells while waiting to ride the motorized bull. Then the...

But it was only a rental and moved real slow so . . .

who brought his friend The Witch Doctor who told him to blow music through the horn on his head so that people could ..

...call back the Lake Sumter Buffalo so that they could--of course-- christen Brownwood with real buffalo chips, hoof prints, broken windows, and lakes of Buffalo used water.

That's recycled Buffalo water and the Brownwood theme song is "O give me a home where the Buffalo roam" . . .

"And the gators and the coyote play..."

where seldom is heard, a negative word

and the oldies are playing all day.

Home home at the home
at least that's what the younger all think..

We have it all here and folks are real deer
and the buffalo have gone elsewhere to...stink?

After everyone sang the song together, they got on their motorcycles, golf carts, bicycles, tricycles and in line skates and rode as a group over to see the huge brown..........................

...cow chip which was to be used in the first Villages' cow pie fling as the Villagers and FL have to beat Wisconsin's 248 foot record throw. http://www.wiscowchip.com/ http://www.foxnews.com/us/2012/08/30...ow-chip-throw/

Practices were scheduled to be held at the polo grounds but, due to the abundance of unpicked-up horsey doo, needed to be moved to... (and a thread on picking up your horse's dung started on TOTV)

the lawns in the different villages but they found, alas, home owners were flinging bags and shovels full of dog poop at the irresponsible dog walkers which made it really difficult for the competition which now became between cow chips and dog poop.

51st St. in New York City where 3 camels appearing in a Broadway musical are taken for a walk every morning and since the camel dung covers up the horse's dung it can all be picked up in one swell foop. . .

that Jackie Gleason remarked, "this is one revolting developement". Dog poop is a poopular topic amongst many people who.....

...Professor Sigmund Freud claims never got past a certain stage in their childhood development.

Of course, that just opened the door to ANOTHER dog poop thread on TOTV where the opposing sides lost all sense of the Christmas spirit and called upon The mayor of Gilchrist, AKA the Trooper, to become an impartial judge which of course he could not because of HIS Gracie that

Of course, Freud died from smoking 20 cigars a day for 45 years.... The case of Dr. Sigmund Freud So, getting back to the dog poop....

for the most part sided with the pro dog faction. That said,

...the dog poop could be used to fuel the alleged remote control gators in Lake Sumter which the living ones try to hump much to the chagrin of the mechanical operators. http://www.dnainfo.com/new-york/2011...poop-into-fuel

And along with that everyone shouted "LET THERE BE POOP !!!!"

Just as long as it is not "THE POOP STOPS HERE!"

Dog poop threads are so entertaining but the saving seats in the squares is not a source of amusement as Gracie says..........

.....some people try to save seats by placing a bag of dog poop on top of the seat. That way no one will go near it because they're afraid of.......

the smell. ewwwwwwwwwww. I say "one fanny in seat equals reserved", but there are people who fell a sense of entitlement so the issue......

....needs to be looked into and evaluated further. For example, is it okay to save a seat if you need to get up to......

..........ride in Gracie's pizza delivery car which she sometimes uses to........

Bill :)

steal supposedly "saved" chairs from the squares, leaving the dog bags behind for...

...Super duper pooper scoopers who charge $3.00 per bag to Square seat hoggers due to a revision in the FL Code meant to protect seniors' rights to colostomy bags from competition from pet owners.

Then he wondered if all this talk about colostomy bags, and dog poop, was making anybody hungry for.....

strained prunes, but I digress. You see, the real intrigue surrounding this episode is really twofold - first; why did the design center fail to make bubblegum countertops available? and second; ............

Who WAS that suspicious looking gentleman not singing Christmas carols that everyone suspected was Fumar? And furthermore...

Do we need a furthermore? or can we just say Goodnight Gracie.

ride around in with the girls posse shooting their water guns and drenching.........

...unsuspecting holders of Square's seats with awaiting unwanted presents of bubblegum scented water. :throwtomatoes:

They, (girls posse), proceeded to go to Toojays to get their just desserts. Having set TV people on the straight and narrow. So now, everyone will be afraid to save seats and we can.......

get to a 3 p.m. parade at 3 p.m.