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2BNTV 11-29-2012 12:30 PM

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Originally Posted by jblum315 (Post 587188)
Fumar's window, which is luckily protected by a layer of bubblegum and. . .

wax. In Fumar foyer. they were little doggie houses and it seems that Fumar really does love dogs but we won't tell anybody his deep secret. Fumar the great is beside himself for......,

Barefoot 11-29-2012 01:29 PM

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Originally Posted by eweissenbach (Post 587167)
reflected upon his habit of...

explaining the ins and outs of smart TV strategy which Pattyland found annoying and caused her to spew sarcastic brilliance on TOTV giving the Admin and moderators (uh oh, am I in trouble now?) a run for their money which

led to an emergency meeting at Crispers which Pattyland attended with her dog dressed in a little Fumar outfit.

2BNTV 11-29-2012 01:34 PM

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Originally Posted by shcisamax (Post 587170)

led to an emergency meeting at Crispers which Pattyland attended with her dog dressed in a little Fumar outfit.

Fumar was amused and Patty sure is a funny lady. A good time was had by all in attendance and the next Crispers will be attended by Trish but no one else will be there. What happened?, she exclaimed.She drown her sorrows in a ice cream float and went out a bought a house. She now plans to.......

Barefoot 11-29-2012 01:40 PM

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Originally Posted by Barefoot (Post 587207)

Fumar was amused and Patty sure is a funny lady. A good time was had by all in attendance and the next Crispers will be attended by Trish but no one else will be there. What happened?, she exclaimed.She drown her sorrows in a ice cream float and went out a bought a house. She now plans to.......

hold a TOTV meeting every day of the month in her birdcage, where she will ......

jblum315 11-29-2012 01:47 PM

story is getting all mixed up, not following

shcisamax 11-29-2012 02:25 PM

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Originally Posted by 2BNTV (Post 587209)

hold a TOTV meeting every day of the month in her birdcage, where she will ......

finally consider having that colonoscopy that was being discussed but failing confidence in the local doctors, she opted instead to do a Walk Away The Pounds class hoping that

Barefoot 11-29-2012 02:25 PM

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Originally Posted by 2BNTV (Post 587209)

hold a TOTV meeting every day of the month in her birdcage, where she will ......

Ask Jimbo to prepare vegetarians treats, but everyone left and went searching for Twinkies which they found ....

Barefoot 11-29-2012 02:35 PM

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Originally Posted by Barefoot (Post 587212)

finally consider having that colonoscopy that was being discussed but failing confidence in the local doctors, she opted instead to do a Walk Away The Pounds class hoping that

She could work off all the Twinkies she ate at Gracie's ......

2BNTV 11-29-2012 02:49 PM

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Originally Posted by 2BNTV (Post 587209)

hold a TOTV meeting every day of the month in her birdcage, where she will ......

greet and meet a lot of members. Her favorite story was told by Bill of Bill and Brillo, (the popcorn magnet), when he said......

jblum315 11-29-2012 03:08 PM

"It doesn't cost anything to be nice."

eweissenbach 11-29-2012 03:18 PM

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Originally Posted by jblum315 (Post 587253)
"It doesn't cost anything to be nice."

However, Bill knew differently, as being nice had cost him a lot of money when he was approached by panhandlers over the years. Speaking of panhandlers it was at that very moment that Rubicon happened by, and trying to be kind, Bill said..............

2BNTV 11-29-2012 03:54 PM

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Originally Posted by eweissenbach (Post 587257)
However, Bill knew differently, as being nice had cost him a lot of money when he was approached by panhandlers over the years. Speaking of panhandlers it was at that very moment that Rubicon happened by, and trying to be kind, Bill said..............

Let ne help you out and gave Rubicon a bucket of popcorn fresh from his popcorn maker. To be extra nice, he included salt, butter and napkins. He then....

graciegirl 11-29-2012 04:24 PM

sit down and picked three popcorn hulls out of his teeth which made Rubicon frown and say.......................

shcisamax 11-29-2012 04:26 PM

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Originally Posted by graciegirl (Post 587292)
sit down and picked three popcorn hulls out of his teeth which made Rubicon frown and say.......................

"I'd better make that dental appointment for a cleaning before Bill gets down again."

2BNTV 11-29-2012 04:28 PM

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Originally Posted by graciegirl (Post 587292)
sit down and picked three popcorn hulls out of his teeth which made Rubicon frown and say.......................

Bill, this popcorn is terrible. He then left in a huff and decided to go to Gracies as she always has coffee and cake and he was hungry. Gracie was not home so he.........


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