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CFrance 11-29-2012 09:52 PM
nails in the road. Meanwhile, Fumar and Gracie were...

eweissenbach 11-29-2012 09:59 PM
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say because the Road Runner meep meep flew by me saying that he had escaped from his birdcage and was headed over to Bonifay to
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get some birdseed! On the way he saw bigbird and...
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heard about the dead body. Apparently a woman in an itsy-bisty, teeny-weenie, yellow polk-a-dot bikini had been spotted leaving the scene by way of
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cutting across Gilchrist over to the new design center on Dafoe where the realtors were buzzing about trying to find
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buyers who didn't mind cigarette butts, renters, or snowbirds, or
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nails in the road. Meanwhile, Fumar and Gracie were...
Dancing the boogaloo while wading in the fountain at Spanish Springs. What really got people's attention however, was the gigantic......

Bill-n-Brillo 11-29-2012 10:05 PM
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Dancing the boogaloo while wading in the fountain at Spanish Springs. What really got people's attention however, was the gigantic......
.......popcorn ball that was...........

Bill :)

CarolSells 11-29-2012 10:06 PM
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Dancing the boogaloo while wading in the fountain at Spanish Springs. What really got people's attention however, was the gigantic......
"popcorn ball" that was actually a gator sharing the fountain with them. Luckily, it was the legendary motorized gator from Lake Sumter...

Jaggy 11-29-2012 10:06 PM
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Dancing the boogaloo while wading in the fountain at Spanish Springs. What really got people's attention however, was the gigantic......
Purple People Eater singing Ew E Ew Ah Ah Ting Tang Walla Walla Bing Bang

anarick 11-29-2012 10:15 PM
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.......popcorn ball that was...........

Bill :)
shared in Katie Bells while waiting to ride the motorized bull. Then the...

ugotme 11-29-2012 10:16 PM
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Originally Posted by CarolSells (Post 587475)
"popcorn ball" that was actually a gator sharing the fountain with them. Luckily, it was the legendary motorized gator from Lake Sumter...
But it was only a rental and moved real slow so . . .

CarolSells 11-29-2012 10:17 PM
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Purple People Eater singing Ew E Ew Ah Ah Ting Tang Walla Walla Bing Bang
who brought his friend The Witch Doctor who told him to blow music through the horn on his head so that people could ..

Taltarzac725 11-30-2012 07:33 AM
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who brought his friend The Witch Doctor who told him to blow music through the horn on his head so that people could ..
...call back the Lake Sumter Buffalo so that they could--of course-- christen Brownwood with real buffalo chips, hoof prints, broken windows, and lakes of Buffalo used water.

jblum315 11-30-2012 07:39 AM
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...call back the Lake Sumter Buffalo so that they could--of course-- christen Brownwood with real buffalo chips, hoof prints, broken windows, and lakes of Buffalo used water.
That's recycled Buffalo water and the Brownwood theme song is "O give me a home where the Buffalo roam" . . .

CFrance 11-30-2012 07:56 AM
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That's recycled Buffalo water and the Brownwood theme song is "O give me a home where the Buffalo roam" . . .
"And the gators and the coyote play..."

shcisamax 11-30-2012 07:58 AM
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"And the gators and the coyote play..."

where seldom is heard, a negative word

and the oldies are playing all day.

graciegirl 11-30-2012 08:02 AM
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where seldom is heard, a negative word

and the oldies are playing all day.
Home home at the home
at least that's what the younger all think..

We have it all here and folks are real deer
and the buffalo have gone elsewhere to...stink?

After everyone sang the song together, they got on their motorcycles, golf carts, bicycles, tricycles and in line skates and rode as a group over to see the huge brown..........................

Taltarzac725 11-30-2012 08:05 AM
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Home home at the home
at least that's what the younger all think..

We have it all here and folks are real deer
and the buffalo have gone elsewhere to...stink?

After everyone sang the song together, they got on their motorcycles, golf carts, bicycles, tricycles and in line skates and rode as a group over to see the huge brown..........................
...cow chip which was to be used in the first Villages' cow pie fling as the Villagers and FL have to beat Wisconsin's 248 foot record throw. http://www.wiscowchip.com/ http://www.foxnews.com/us/2012/08/30...ow-chip-throw/

CFrance 11-30-2012 08:16 AM
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...cow chip which was to be used in the first Villages' cow pie fling as the Villagers and FL have to beat Wisconsin's 248 foot record throw. Home - Wisconsin State Cow Chip Throw & Festival Drought causes shortage in Wis. cow chip throw | Fox News
Practices were scheduled to be held at the polo grounds but, due to the abundance of unpicked-up horsey doo, needed to be moved to... (and a thread on picking up your horse's dung started on TOTV)


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