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I would not. I would take the 5th.
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(Eds reply Hey I just read in the Daily Sun that the entertainment department, with the help of a few key residents is putting on a new age Christmas pagent. Katie Belles is the stable, and Gracies house will be....
The north pole, with sweetie (CALL ME HENRY) playing Santa Clause, with Gracie as Mrs. Clause (Gracie Clause - has a nice ring dontcha think?), and Helene as the Reindeer Queen. The house will be decorated to look like a gingerbread cabin, and Old Dave will be.................
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The north pole, with sweetie (CALL ME HENRY) playing Santa Clause, with Gracie as Mrs. Clause (Gracie Clause - has a nice ring dontcha think?), and Helene as the Reindeer Queen. The house will be decorated to look like a gingerbread cabin, and Old Dave will be.................
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The north pole, with sweetie (CALL ME HENRY) playing Santa Clause, with Gracie as Mrs. Clause (Gracie Clause - has a nice ring dontcha think?), and Helene as the Reindeer Queen. The house will be decorated to look like a gingerbread cabin, and Old Dave will be.................
the head elf, Clyde. Clyde has been doing some sneaky stuff and the whole group of reindeer is gonna sue him and as a result their reindeer paths will be widened and they will be able to put up people statues in their front yard but they will never EVER be able to ...................
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who, who, who,who and then 2B remarked, "wouldn't you look cute in a tree".
2B decided he had enough of this and went over to Crispers to see if the gang from TOTV were having a meeting to discuss the IRS issue.....
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the head elf, Clyde. Clyde has been doing some sneaky stuff and the whole group of reindeer is gonna sue him and as a result their reindeer paths will be widened and they will be able to put up people statues in their front yard but they will never EVER be able to ...................
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who, who, who,who and then 2B remarked, "wouldn't you look cute in a tree".
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with the reindeer, but they couldn't attend. So the reindeer went on their way and 2BNTV waited at Chrispers for people to show us so.......
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finally, Bill showed up with a vat of popcorn and 2b was happy until......
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Ed showed up and ate the whole vat! The next day Ed....
had a massive tummy ache, and vowed then and there to henceforth, go vegan. Jimbo and VillagesPL administered the oath of veganism, which Ed repeated with good intentions. The next day, however, he could not resist the lobster and steak special at Lopez, and broke his vows, causing Jimbo to...........
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went to a doctor but no one knows wwhat doctor as there are so many suggestion on whom he should have gone to. Finally, Bill tracked him down and suggested Ed should........
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(Eds reply Hey I just read in the Daily Sun that the entertainment department, with the help of a few key residents is putting on a new age Christmas pagent. Katie Belles is the stable, and Gracies house will be....
. .. where the Wise Men will stay overnight with their camels and their camp followers. "You think?" said Gracie. "Well they can camp out on the porch but they're not coming in the house" And then she went to. . .
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just keep the ol' porcelain bowl from levitating until things return to normal! The following day Ed....
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thank God the bottlebrush bushes are poop resistant, those camels made a mess in the back yard. I can't believe that...
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