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thank God the bottlebrush bushes are poop resistant, those camels made a mess in the back yard. I can't believe that...
those camel sitters didn't have large plastic bags. You just can't get good help anymore, only last week I tried to hire someone to..................
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Henry rode the camel along with Rubicon on the other one all the way from the Polo Fields Christmas parade. How are we going to feed these creatures and with what, complained Graciegirl. Well, we can feed them with....
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we are in a never ending conversation about poop as it seems to be a poopular topic. They decided to go for breakfast at .....
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graciegirls landscaping to fertalize her plantings! But...
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she said, I don't want it so bring it to Joe's house as he wants to start an old Italian vegatable garden with......
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. .. broad beans and artichokes and peppers and tomatoes and onions and garlic and broccoli rabe and a couple of fig trees and . . .
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. .. broad beans and artichokes and peppers and tomatoes and onions and garlic and broccoli rabe and a couple of fig trees and . . .
...lion, tiger, and bear poop fertilizer, oh my. But where oh where Joe exclaims will we put the bodies from the Godfather like manure mafia war? I have an idea chirps in Pooh. Of course, Pooh, would have an idea about manure war casualties.
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...lion, tiger, and bear poop fertilizer, oh my. But where oh where Joe exclaims will we put the bodies from the Godfather like manure mafia war? I have an idea chirps in Pooh. Of course, Pooh, would have an idea about manure war casualties.
Why is that? Pooh usually doesn't think much about those kinds of issues, she is usually thinking about .....................................
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...lion, tiger, and bear poop fertilizer, oh my. But where oh where Joe exclaims will we put the bodies from the Godfather like manure mafia war? I have an idea chirps in Pooh. Of course, Pooh, would have an idea about manure war casualties.
"Look", said Pooh, "I began this short story nonsense as a diversion from our day-to-day troubles, not to get into this ridiculous poopfest." At that very moment, out of the blue, EdV came rolling on the scene in his golf cart and motioned to.........
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...Mr Midnight, now you have really added to the hits this thread is going to get. Mr. Midnight starts thinking on how he can change the subject back to something like candy canes, parades, and Santa Claus. He then says....
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"Look", said Pooh, "I began this short story nonsense as a diversion from our day-to-day troubles, not to get into this ridiculous poopfest." At that very moment, out of the blue, EdV came rolling on the scene in his golf cart and motioned to.........
watch out for the SUV coming up behind him on the golf cart path. He moved over to wave the errant driver but the driver give him the finger and kept on going. That's when...
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