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I got it! The Villages Florida We'll contact batchagaloop and...
..wait endlessly for some serious subject to come up in his mind. Meanwhile, back at the ranch, Mr. Morse ponders....
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watch out for the SUV coming up behind him on the golf cart path. He moved over to wave the errant driver but the driver give him the finger and kept on going. That's when...
Batchagaloop came barreling alone in his golf cart on his way to meet with Mr Midnight,and blew Mr Finger right off the path. When Batchagaloop arrived to meet with Mr Midnight, he...
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I wonder how much I should give Gracie for her bonus this year, she's been doing a really good job. No, maybe she'd rather have....
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campaign contribtions to run for mayor of TV. As mayor she would...
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I wonder how much I should give Gracie for her bonus this year, she's been doing a really good job. No, maybe she'd rather have....
creative control over the entertainment at LSL. Mr. Morse just...
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get creative control over the entertainment at LSL. Mr. Morse just...
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get creative control over the entertainment at LSL. Mr. Morse just...
...said "Oh goodie, maybe she'll let me be in a parade and I can dress up as a..."
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IRS agent and then I could . . .
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(lol, good one)....argue with myself over the fines for the next 10 years.
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...really bond out. That's Bond...Gary Bond. At least, maybe I could give Harold a run for his money in popularity if I bring back all the parades. Not so fast said PTurner, there's also the matter of....
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the "roundabout" way things get reported around here. Just then, nurse Russ...
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the "roundabout" way things get reported around here. Just then, nurse Russ...
Came trotting along with a bedpan. There had been a decree from the IRS and all dogs had to poop in a bedpan. This caused people who didn't like dogs to say that would be a disclosure issue. A woman with three standard poodles came running up to Russ and asked...quick, where do I get a bed pan or three, they are all out at Publix.

Russ just shook his head and said............
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Came trotting along with a bedpan. There had been a decree from the IRS and all dogs had to poop in a bedpan. This caused people who didn't like dogs to say that would be a disclosure issue. A woman with three standard poodles came running up to Russ and asked...quick, where do I get a bed pan or three, they are all out at Publix.

Russ just shook his head and said............
"Maybe the Villages Hospital will let you borrow one." But it was too late. All three dogs had already . . .
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Came trotting along with a bedpan. There had been a decree from the IRS and all dogs had to poop in a bedpan. This caused people who didn't like dogs to say that would be a disclosure issue. A woman with three standard poodles came running up to Russ and asked...quick, where do I get a bed pan or three, they are all out at Publix.

Russ just shook his head and said............
try bed pan alley! Huh? said.....
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As soon as that happened, TOTV got flooded with so many anti-poop posts that it crashed. Russ had to be called in to treat GG for withdrawal. Meanwhile, the former political posters were gleeful! "Ha, ha," they cried, "Now you see how it feels to not be able to get your dander up on TOTV." Then, so many eyes rolled that...
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