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As soon as that happened, TOTV got flooded with so many anti-poop posts that it crashed. Russ had to be called in to treat GG for withdrawal. Meanwhile, the former political posters were gleeful! "Ha, ha," they cried, "Now you see how it feels to not be able to get your dander up on TOTV." Then, so many eyes rolled that...
Pturner looked using her computers cam to find those with the rolling eyes and she found me. Here is the image:

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Now I have to seek help to get my eyes to stop rolling and...
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As soon as that happened, TOTV got flooded with so many anti-poop posts that it crashed. Russ had to be called in to treat GG for withdrawal. Meanwhile, the former political posters were gleeful! "Ha, ha," they cried, "Now you see how it feels to not be able to get your dander up on TOTV." Then, so many eyes rolled that...
they had to call EMS because the majority of the TOTV posters got dizzy from the smell. Meanwhile, eating his popcorn, Bill...
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choked on a kernal. It came flying out, hit Sky in the eye and solved his eye rolling problem. But just as he was regaining his focus...
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choked on a kernal. It came flying out, hit Sky in the eye and solved his eye rolling problem. But just as he was regaining his focus...
somebody cut the cheese and made his eyes roll then bulge. A call was made...
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somebody cut the cheese and made his eyes roll then bulge. A call was made...
to a crosseyed witchdoctor and skyguy got all fixed up! The witchdoctor said that...
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to a crosseyed witchdoctor and skyguy got all fixed up! The witchdoctor said that...
If the moderator sees those eyes he/she will . . .
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If the moderator sees those eyes he/she will . . .
...start an opt-in group for Googoo-rolly-eye'd posters only, and ugotme will be....
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...start an opt-in group for Googoo-rolly-eye'd posters only, and ugotme will be....

thinking about why all of the folks are walking around holding hands in The Villages ...However...his thought were interrupted by a crew of folks getting into dragon boats on Lake Sumter and on their heads they were wearing...................
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...start an opt-in group for Googoo-rolly-eye'd posters only, and ugotme will be....
...first to push the Googoo-rolly eye'd button. Graciegirl was getting rich with her bed pan business, while Skyguy was....
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...first to push the Googoo-rolly eye'd button. Graciegirl was getting rich with her bed pan business, while Skyguy was....
I THINK I am going to the last entry and adding to it...but this isn't working out. How am I supposed to be doing it???

I don't think we are gonna get nominated for the GREAT AMERICAN NOVEL...
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thinking about why all of the folks are walking around holding hands in The Villages ...However...his thought were interrupted by a crew of folks getting into dragon boats on Lake Sumter and on their heads they were wearing...................
... all different varieties of flair hair golf visors. Flair Hair® Visor, The Original Visors With Hair - Free Standard Shipping on all Novelty Hats To which KathieI said, that's no way to run a party. You need....
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...first to push the Googoo-rolly eye'd button. Graciegirl was getting rich with her bed pan business, while Skyguy was....
lazing around his beautiful new pool while Eileen and the kitties were trying to think of a Christmas gift for Gary Morse, the guy who has everything, Eileen thought a box of avogados would be nice but Skyguy leaned more toward...............
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lazing around his beautiful new pool while Eileen and the kitties were trying to think of a Christmas gift for Gary Morse, the guy who has everything, Eileen thought a box of avogados would be nice but Skyguy leaned more toward...............
. . .a new bedpan (for visiting dogs)
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. . .a new bedpan (for visiting dogs)
However, Gracie had a good present for Gary, It's a secret and don't tell anybody but it's a "fur lined pi** pot). She was going to deliver it personally but on her way there.......
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However, Gracie had a good present for Gary, It's a secret and don't tell anybody but it's a "fur lined pi** pot). She was going to deliver it personally but on her way there.......
she figured that JBlum could use it more because she didn't have a....
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