In addition, Joe said, I'm outta here. I hate snakes. You got the wrong person but I will recommend Bill, who will leave a trail of popcorn out of here. Then Bill will......

...enough to buy a decent sized golf cart with all the doo-dads. To which I replied....

what kind of doo-dads are you going to want. I want all the bells and whistles so Pooh will know I'm coming for a visit when am several blocks away so she be able to run out of the other side of her house to.......

sing his favorite song which starts out..

Oh I came from old Ohio with my popcorn on my knee:sing:

And I found that the Villages.............

I LOVE this new story....carry on.......

Was the perfect place for me -- AND SANDY - that song served to melt the heart of everyone in the church, and even brought a tear to the snake's beady eyes. However, at just that moment outside the church there began a disturbance as someone grabbed the bronzed hand of Harold Schwartz and commenced to.....

Kiss the ring of the godfather...

who happens to be Gary Morse. A heck of a businessman who plans on leaving his wealth to Gracie who said she doesn't want it as she is not on his payroll nor does she work for him or is no relation to him. Gary decided to give it to Bill as he could make an infinite supply of popcorn to.....

Spread amongst the Villagers so they . . .

teach him to Line Dance. But Harold said he was too busy opening a trailer park in Minnesota where people love snow and besides,he said, I'm too old, I'm practically dead. But Gracie interrupted, exclaiming "No, Harold, No. We need you to. . ."

continue on being dead and we will think highly of you, meantime we will think lowly of...........................

...anyone who wants to take away our beloved Harold Schwartz statute and replace it with.... http://thevillagesdailyphoto.blogspo...schwartz.html#

apparently a statue of Fred Schwartz (WHO HE?)Meanwhile, Ed is fuming because he can't find the secret door in Brownwood that leads to . . . .

the still.

However he does find a huge cache of forgotten....................

....jugs of moonshine which he immediately proceeded to hide by consuming the contents of them. When he finished Ed then crawled out of the secret room and....

...proceeded to sing

"Fight, Tigers, fight for Old Mizzou,
Right behind you, everyone is with you,
Break the line and follow down the field,
And you'll be, on the top, upon the top;
Fight, Tigers, you will always win,
Proudly keep the colors flying skyward,
In the end we'll win the victory,
So Tigers, fight for Old Mizzou!"

Over and over again. To which, Graciegirl said....

pretended to be inebriated so that he could infiltrate Katie Belles without being conspicuous. While in Katie Belles he noticed that Warren Kiefer came in with his family and proceeded upstairs to the Cattle Baron Club. Suddenly he heard a comotion from above and ................................

...someone seemed to be pushing the tables near the rail up on their sides so that there was a wall of tables showing when viewed up from Katie Belle's. Now we have our quiet family dinner place yelled Warren Kiefer. To which, Ed replied....

(Eds reply:) Hey I just read in the Daily Sun that the entertainment department, with the help of a few key residents is putting on a new age Christmas pagent. Katie Belles is the stable, and Gracies house will be....

I would not. I would take the 5th.

The north pole, with sweetie (CALL ME HENRY) playing Santa Clause, with Gracie as Mrs. Clause (Gracie Clause - has a nice ring dontcha think?), and Helene as the Reindeer Queen. The house will be decorated to look like a gingerbread cabin, and Old Dave will be.................

...and I would down a fifth! Happy waahver to....

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the head elf, Clyde. Clyde has been doing some sneaky stuff and the whole group of reindeer is gonna sue him and as a result their reindeer paths will be widened and they will be able to put up people statues in their front yard but they will never EVER be able to ...................

who, who, who,who and then 2B remarked, "wouldn't you look cute in a tree".
2B decided he had enough of this and went over to Crispers to see if the gang from TOTV were having a meeting to discuss the IRS issue.....

Join 2BNTV at Crispers to discuss the IRS issue!

with the reindeer, but they couldn't attend. So the reindeer went on their way and 2BNTV waited at Chrispers for people to show us so.......

with the reindeer, but they couldn't attend. So the reindeer went on their way and 2BNTV waited at Chrispers for people to show us so.......[/QUOTE]

finally, Bill showed up with a vat of popcorn and 2b was happy until......

Ed showed up and ate the whole vat! The next day Ed....

had a massive tummy ache, and vowed then and there to henceforth, go vegan. Jimbo and VillagesPL administered the oath of veganism, which Ed repeated with good intentions. The next day, however, he could not resist the lobster and steak special at Lopez, and broke his vows, causing Jimbo to...........

went to a doctor but no one knows wwhat doctor as there are so many suggestion on whom he should have gone to. Finally, Bill tracked him down and suggested Ed should........

. .. where the Wise Men will stay overnight with their camels and their camp followers. "You think?" said Gracie. "Well they can camp out on the porch but they're not coming in the house" And then she went to. . .

just keep the ol' porcelain bowl from levitating until things return to normal! The following day Ed....

looked at Gracie's front porch, and said, I'm not cleaning that up, and furthermore....

thank God the bottlebrush bushes are poop resistant, those camels made a mess in the back yard. I can't believe that...

those camel sitters didn't have large plastic bags. You just can't get good help anymore, only last week I tried to hire someone to..................

Henry rode the camel along with Rubicon on the other one all the way from the Polo Fields Christmas parade. How are we going to feed these creatures and with what, complained Graciegirl. Well, we can feed them with....

we are in a never ending conversation about poop as it seems to be a poopular topic. They decided to go for breakfast at .....

...stand guard and arm'd to prevent the camels from being joined by elephants! The cannon balls from elephants are large enough to....

fit into a shovel and bring to.........