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eweissenbach 12-08-2012 05:01 PM
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Originally Posted by skyguy79 (Post 591450)
also watch and watched as sweetie ran into Church on the Square where graciegirl finally caught sweetie by the... ♪♫♫♪ :22yikes:
organ, but the organist managed to seperate them long enough that Henry ran to Mary Jo Vitale, who was practicing for the Christmas show and said....

graciegirl 12-08-2012 05:09 PM
♪♫♫♪ :22yikes:organ, but the organist managed to seperate them long enough that Henry ran to Mary Jo Vitale, who was practicing for the Christmas show and said....
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O boyhowdy holy bowlegged sarah and HOLY HAT...This is a CHURCH for pete's sake. AND this is my NEW ORGAN..Stop it or I will have to ..........................

eweissenbach 12-08-2012 05:36 PM
I'm laughing so hard I can't respond at this time - please carry on...

2BNTV 12-08-2012 06:46 PM
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Originally Posted by graciegirl (Post 591461)
♪♫♫♪ :22yikes:organ, but the organist managed to seperate them long enough that Henry ran to Mary Jo Vitale, who was practicing for the Christmas show and said....
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O boyhowdy holy bowlegged sarah and HOLY HAT...This is a CHURCH for pete's sake. AND this is my NEW ORGAN..Stop it or I will have to ..........................
get the girls posse together and use our squirt guns. Everything was broken up and then..........

graciegirl 12-08-2012 06:56 PM
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Originally Posted by 2BNTV (Post 591491)
get the girls posse together and use our squirt guns. Everything was broken up and then..........
In marched, right up the center aisle of the church no other than............

2BNTV 12-08-2012 07:02 PM
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Originally Posted by graciegirl (Post 591496)
In marched, right up the center aisle of the church no other than............
Pturner who had left her southern hospitality home and proceeded to get everyone wet as she blasted her squirt gun. She then......

eweissenbach 12-08-2012 07:22 PM
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Originally Posted by graciegirl (Post 591496)
In marched, right up the center aisle of the church no other than............
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Originally Posted by 2BNTV (Post 591499)
Pturner who had left her southern hospitality home and proceeded to get everyone wet as she blasted her squirt gun. She then......
turned to her left and came face to face with Joe. "What are you doing here" demanded Phyllis. Joe responded "I want 2BNTV!" "Well, that could be arranged" whispered Phyllis, "but first you must...............

Taltarzac725 12-08-2012 07:33 PM
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Originally Posted by eweissenbach (Post 591509)
turned to her left and came face to face with Joe. "What are you doing here" demanded Phyllis. Joe responded "I want 2BNTV!" "Well, that could be arranged" whispered Phyllis, "but first you must...............
..clean up all this water in the Church on the Square as the snake shakers are coming in to prove their faith in God by dancing with some pygmy rattlesnakes. Pygmy rattlesnakes says Joe....

2BNTV 12-08-2012 07:33 PM
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Originally Posted by eweissenbach (Post 591509)
turned to her left and came face to face with Joe. "What are you doing here" demanded Phyllis. Joe responded "I want 2BNTV!" "Well, that could be arranged" whispered Phyllis, "but first you must...............
pay me for all the advice I had given you. I said, how much do you want?
P replied.............

Taltarzac725 12-08-2012 07:39 PM
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Originally Posted by Taltarzac725 (Post 591522)
..clean up all this water in the Church on the Square as the snake shakers are coming in to prove their faith in God by dancing with some pygmy rattlesnakes. Pygmy rattlesnakes says Joe....
...is that all you got!!! Real snake charmers need some decent sized snakes.

2BNTV 12-08-2012 07:45 PM
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Originally Posted by Taltarzac725 (Post 591526)
...is that all you got!!! Real snake charmers need some decent sized snakes.
In addition, Joe said, I'm outta here. I hate snakes. You got the wrong person but I will recommend Bill, who will leave a trail of popcorn out of here. Then Bill will......

Taltarzac725 12-08-2012 07:45 PM
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Originally Posted by 2BNTV (Post 591523)
pay me for all the advice I had given you. I said, how much do you want?
P replied.............
...enough to buy a decent sized golf cart with all the doo-dads. To which I replied....

2BNTV 12-08-2012 07:52 PM
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Originally Posted by Taltarzac725 (Post 591531)
...enough to buy a decent sized golf cart with all the doo-dads. To which I replied....
what kind of doo-dads are you going to want. I want all the bells and whistles so Pooh will know I'm coming for a visit when am several blocks away so she be able to run out of the other side of her house to.......

graciegirl 12-08-2012 08:02 PM
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Originally Posted by 2BNTV (Post 591530)
In addition, Joe said, I'm outta here. I hate snakes. You got the wrong person but I will recommend Bill, who will leave a trail of popcorn out of here. Then Bill will......
sing his favorite song which starts out..

Oh I came from old Ohio with my popcorn on my knee:sing:

And I found that the Villages.............

pooh 12-08-2012 08:09 PM
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I LOVE this new story....carry on.......


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