graciegirls landscaping to fertalize her plantings! But...

she said, I don't want it so bring it to Joe's house as he wants to start an old Italian vegatable garden with......

. .. broad beans and artichokes and peppers and tomatoes and onions and garlic and broccoli rabe and a couple of fig trees and . . .

...lion, tiger, and bear poop fertilizer, oh my. But where oh where Joe exclaims will we put the bodies from the Godfather like manure mafia war? I have an idea chirps in Pooh. Of course, Pooh, would have an idea about manure war casualties.

Why is that? Pooh usually doesn't think much about those kinds of issues, she is usually thinking about .....................................

"Look", said Pooh, "I began this short story nonsense as a diversion from our day-to-day troubles, not to get into this ridiculous poopfest." At that very moment, out of the blue, EdV came rolling on the scene in his golf cart and motioned to.........

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Oh my said......!

...Mr Midnight, now you have really added to the hits this thread is going to get. Mr. Midnight starts thinking on how he can change the subject back to something like candy canes, parades, and Santa Claus. He then says....

I got it! http://www.wanderlodgeownersgroup.co...Y%20W-IDEA.GIF We'll contact batchagaloop and...

watch out for the SUV coming up behind him on the golf cart path. He moved over to wave the errant driver but the driver give him the finger and kept on going. That's when...

..wait endlessly for some serious subject to come up in his mind. Meanwhile, back at the ranch, Mr. Morse ponders....

Batchagaloop came barreling alone in his golf cart on his way to meet with Mr Midnight,and blew Mr Finger right off the path. When Batchagaloop arrived to meet with Mr Midnight, he...

I wonder how much I should give Gracie for her bonus this year, she's been doing a really good job. No, maybe she'd rather have....

campaign contribtions to run for mayor of TV. As mayor she would...

creative control over the entertainment at LSL. Mr. Morse just...

get creative control over the entertainment at LSL. Mr. Morse just...

...said "Oh goodie, maybe she'll let me be in a parade and I can dress up as a..."

IRS agent and then I could . . .

(lol, good one)....argue with myself over the fines for the next 10 years.

...really bond out. That's Bond...Gary Bond. At least, maybe I could give Harold a run for his money in popularity if I bring back all the parades. Not so fast said PTurner, there's also the matter of....

the "roundabout" way things get reported around here. Just then, nurse Russ...

Came trotting along with a bedpan. There had been a decree from the IRS and all dogs had to poop in a bedpan. This caused people who didn't like dogs to say that would be a disclosure issue. A woman with three standard poodles came running up to Russ and asked...quick, where do I get a bed pan or three, they are all out at Publix.

Russ just shook his head and said............

"Maybe the Villages Hospital will let you borrow one." But it was too late. All three dogs had already . . .

try bed pan alley! Huh? said.....

As soon as that happened, TOTV got flooded with so many anti-poop posts that it crashed. Russ had to be called in to treat GG for withdrawal. Meanwhile, the former political posters were gleeful! "Ha, ha," they cried, "Now you see how it feels to not be able to get your dander up on TOTV." Then, so many eyes rolled that...

Pturner looked using her computers cam to find those with the rolling eyes and she found me. Here is the image:

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Now I have to seek help to get my eyes to stop rolling and...

they had to call EMS because the majority of the TOTV posters got dizzy from the smell. Meanwhile, eating his popcorn, Bill...

choked on a kernal. It came flying out, hit Sky in the eye and solved his eye rolling problem. But just as he was regaining his focus...

somebody cut the cheese and made his eyes roll then bulge. A call was made...

to a crosseyed witchdoctor and skyguy got all fixed up! The witchdoctor said that...

If the moderator sees those eyes he/she will . . .

...start an opt-in group for Googoo-rolly-eye'd posters only, and ugotme will be....

thinking about why all of the folks are walking around holding hands in The Villages ...However...his thought were interrupted by a crew of folks getting into dragon boats on Lake Sumter and on their heads they were wearing...................

...first to push the Googoo-rolly eye'd button. Graciegirl was getting rich with her bed pan business, while Skyguy was....

I THINK I am going to the last entry and adding to it...but this isn't working out. How am I supposed to be doing it???

I don't think we are gonna get nominated for the GREAT AMERICAN NOVEL..;).

... all different varieties of flair hair golf visors. Flair Hair® Visor, The Original Visors With Hair - Free Standard Shipping on all Novelty Hats To which KathieI said, that's no way to run a party. You need....

lazing around his beautiful new pool while Eileen and the kitties were trying to think of a Christmas gift for Gary Morse, the guy who has everything, Eileen thought a box of avogados would be nice but Skyguy leaned more toward...............

. . .a new bedpan (for visiting dogs)

However, Gracie had a good present for Gary, It's a secret and don't tell anybody but it's a "fur lined pi** pot). She was going to deliver it personally but on her way there.......

she figured that JBlum could use it more because she didn't have a....