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graciegirl 12-09-2012 12:32 PM
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Originally Posted by anarick (Post 591823)
thank God the bottlebrush bushes are poop resistant, those camels made a mess in the back yard. I can't believe that...
those camel sitters didn't have large plastic bags. You just can't get good help anymore, only last week I tried to hire someone to..................

Taltarzac725 12-09-2012 12:33 PM
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Originally Posted by anarick (Post 591823)
thank God the bottlebrush bushes are poop resistant, those camels made a mess in the back yard. I can't believe that...
Henry rode the camel along with Rubicon on the other one all the way from the Polo Fields Christmas parade. How are we going to feed these creatures and with what, complained Graciegirl. Well, we can feed them with....

2BNTV 12-09-2012 12:34 PM
we are in a never ending conversation about poop as it seems to be a poopular topic. They decided to go for breakfast at .....

skyguy79 12-09-2012 12:35 PM
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Originally Posted by graciegirl (Post 591827)
those camel sitters didn't have large plastic bags. You just can't get good help anymore, only last week I tried to hire someone to..................
...stand guard and arm'd to prevent the camels from being joined by elephants! The cannon balls from elephants are large enough to....

2BNTV 12-09-2012 12:37 PM
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Originally Posted by skyguy79 (Post 591831)
...stand guard and arm'd to prevent the camels from being joined by elephants! The cannon balls from elephants are large enough to....
fit into a shovel and bring to.........

skyguy79 12-09-2012 12:40 PM
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Originally Posted by 2BNTV (Post 591833)
fit into a shovel and bring to.........
graciegirls landscaping to fertalize her plantings! But...

2BNTV 12-09-2012 12:42 PM
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Originally Posted by skyguy79 (Post 591836)
graciegirls landscaping to fertalize her plantings! But...
she said, I don't want it so bring it to Joe's house as he wants to start an old Italian vegatable garden with......

jblum315 12-09-2012 01:15 PM
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Originally Posted by 2BNTV (Post 591838)
she said, I don't want it so bring it to Joe's house as he wants to start an old Italian vegatable garden with......
. .. broad beans and artichokes and peppers and tomatoes and onions and garlic and broccoli rabe and a couple of fig trees and . . .

Taltarzac725 12-09-2012 02:02 PM
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Originally Posted by jblum315 (Post 591854)
. .. broad beans and artichokes and peppers and tomatoes and onions and garlic and broccoli rabe and a couple of fig trees and . . .
...lion, tiger, and bear poop fertilizer, oh my. But where oh where Joe exclaims will we put the bodies from the Godfather like manure mafia war? I have an idea chirps in Pooh. Of course, Pooh, would have an idea about manure war casualties.

graciegirl 12-09-2012 03:29 PM
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Originally Posted by Taltarzac725 (Post 591878)
...lion, tiger, and bear poop fertilizer, oh my. But where oh where Joe exclaims will we put the bodies from the Godfather like manure mafia war? I have an idea chirps in Pooh. Of course, Pooh, would have an idea about manure war casualties.
Why is that? Pooh usually doesn't think much about those kinds of issues, she is usually thinking about .....................................

eweissenbach 12-09-2012 03:30 PM
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Originally Posted by Taltarzac725 (Post 591878)
...lion, tiger, and bear poop fertilizer, oh my. But where oh where Joe exclaims will we put the bodies from the Godfather like manure mafia war? I have an idea chirps in Pooh. Of course, Pooh, would have an idea about manure war casualties.
"Look", said Pooh, "I began this short story nonsense as a diversion from our day-to-day troubles, not to get into this ridiculous poopfest." At that very moment, out of the blue, EdV came rolling on the scene in his golf cart and motioned to.........

skyguy79 12-09-2012 04:23 PM
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Originally Posted by graciegirl (Post 591909)
Why is that? Pooh usually doesn't think much about those kinds of issues, she is usually thinking about .....................................
http://t0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:A...3c6YKmGWwMGwzg

Oh my said......!

Taltarzac725 12-09-2012 04:39 PM
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Originally Posted by skyguy79 (Post 591936)
...Mr Midnight, now you have really added to the hits this thread is going to get. Mr. Midnight starts thinking on how he can change the subject back to something like candy canes, parades, and Santa Claus. He then says....

skyguy79 12-09-2012 04:51 PM
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Originally Posted by Taltarzac725 (Post 591941)
...Mr Midnight, now you have really added to the hits this thread is going to get. Mr. Midnight starts thinking on how he can change the subject back to something like candy canes, parades, and Santa Claus. He then says....
I got it! http://www.wanderlodgeownersgroup.co...Y%20W-IDEA.GIF We'll contact batchagaloop and...

anarick 12-09-2012 05:57 PM
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Originally Posted by eweissenbach (Post 591910)
"Look", said Pooh, "I began this short story nonsense as a diversion from our day-to-day troubles, not to get into this ridiculous poopfest." At that very moment, out of the blue, EdV came rolling on the scene in his golf cart and motioned to.........
watch out for the SUV coming up behind him on the golf cart path. He moved over to wave the errant driver but the driver give him the finger and kept on going. That's when...


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