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Taltarzac725 12-09-2012 06:37 PM
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Originally Posted by skyguy79 (Post 591943)
I got it! http://www.wanderlodgeownersgroup.co...Y%20W-IDEA.GIF We'll contact batchagaloop and...
..wait endlessly for some serious subject to come up in his mind. Meanwhile, back at the ranch, Mr. Morse ponders....

skyguy79 12-09-2012 06:38 PM
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Originally Posted by anarick (Post 591971)
watch out for the SUV coming up behind him on the golf cart path. He moved over to wave the errant driver but the driver give him the finger and kept on going. That's when...
Batchagaloop came barreling alone in his golf cart on his way to meet with Mr Midnight,and blew Mr Finger right off the path. When Batchagaloop arrived to meet with Mr Midnight, he...

OldDave 12-09-2012 06:42 PM
I wonder how much I should give Gracie for her bonus this year, she's been doing a really good job. No, maybe she'd rather have....

anarick 12-09-2012 06:52 PM
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Originally Posted by OldDave (Post 591992)
I wonder how much I should give Gracie for her bonus this year, she's been doing a really good job. No, maybe she'd rather have....
campaign contribtions to run for mayor of TV. As mayor she would...

skyguy79 12-09-2012 06:53 PM
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Originally Posted by OldDave (Post 591992)
I wonder how much I should give Gracie for her bonus this year, she's been doing a really good job. No, maybe she'd rather have....
creative control over the entertainment at LSL. Mr. Morse just...

skyguy79 12-09-2012 06:54 PM
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Originally Posted by anarick (Post 592000)
campaign contribtions to run for mayor of TV. As mayor she would...
get creative control over the entertainment at LSL. Mr. Morse just...

OldDave 12-09-2012 07:46 PM
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Originally Posted by skyguy79 (Post 592002)
get creative control over the entertainment at LSL. Mr. Morse just...
...said "Oh goodie, maybe she'll let me be in a parade and I can dress up as a..."

ugotme 12-09-2012 08:11 PM
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Originally Posted by OldDave (Post 592027)
...said "Oh goodie, maybe she'll let me be in a parade and I can dress up as a..."
IRS agent and then I could . . .

OldDave 12-09-2012 08:15 PM
(lol, good one)....argue with myself over the fines for the next 10 years.

Taltarzac725 12-09-2012 08:18 PM
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Originally Posted by ugotme (Post 592039)
IRS agent and then I could . . .
...really bond out. That's Bond...Gary Bond. At least, maybe I could give Harold a run for his money in popularity if I bring back all the parades. Not so fast said PTurner, there's also the matter of....

Pturner 12-09-2012 08:36 PM
the "roundabout" way things get reported around here. Just then, nurse Russ...

graciegirl 12-09-2012 08:42 PM
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Originally Posted by Pturner (Post 592049)
the "roundabout" way things get reported around here. Just then, nurse Russ...
Came trotting along with a bedpan. There had been a decree from the IRS and all dogs had to poop in a bedpan. This caused people who didn't like dogs to say that would be a disclosure issue. A woman with three standard poodles came running up to Russ and asked...quick, where do I get a bed pan or three, they are all out at Publix.

Russ just shook his head and said............

jblum315 12-09-2012 08:45 PM
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Originally Posted by graciegirl (Post 592054)
Came trotting along with a bedpan. There had been a decree from the IRS and all dogs had to poop in a bedpan. This caused people who didn't like dogs to say that would be a disclosure issue. A woman with three standard poodles came running up to Russ and asked...quick, where do I get a bed pan or three, they are all out at Publix.

Russ just shook his head and said............
"Maybe the Villages Hospital will let you borrow one." But it was too late. All three dogs had already . . .

skyguy79 12-09-2012 08:47 PM
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Originally Posted by graciegirl (Post 592054)
Came trotting along with a bedpan. There had been a decree from the IRS and all dogs had to poop in a bedpan. This caused people who didn't like dogs to say that would be a disclosure issue. A woman with three standard poodles came running up to Russ and asked...quick, where do I get a bed pan or three, they are all out at Publix.

Russ just shook his head and said............
try bed pan alley! Huh? said.....

Pturner 12-09-2012 08:54 PM
As soon as that happened, TOTV got flooded with so many anti-poop posts that it crashed. Russ had to be called in to treat GG for withdrawal. Meanwhile, the former political posters were gleeful! "Ha, ha," they cried, "Now you see how it feels to not be able to get your dander up on TOTV." Then, so many eyes rolled that...


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