.....she thought would have some nice cakes but.....

it didn't have what she requested. Sweetie, being the nice guy that he is, then went to Brooklyn Bagels to see if they had an assortment of muffins. Sweetie biought a couple of dozen and when heading back home, someone cut him off and .........

....and the muffins went flying out the window and scattered all over. He then had to.....

go back to Brooklyn Bagels to buy more muffins. While Sweetie was there he ran into Tal who just came from the movie.......

...We Need More Bacon the story of the Kevin Bacon movie game and its many different forms. He had a lot of popcorn to spare, Skyguy then interrupted....

and asked whether he got his popcorn from the vendor or Bill. Tal said Bill, so Skyguy went to find Bill. He found Bill crying because he had ate all his popcorn and still needed to......

... and said that "I didn't ask for a bacon movie to be played, just listed. So I'm taking my bacon and...

head on home." Next...

eggs and going home. he hopped on his scooter and was heading home when out of nowhere, billiethekid cut him off and started yelling something about.......

...Santa Claus and his adopting nine of those teddy bear looking lap dogs you see on Real Wifes of Beverly Hills. Billiethekid was incensed that Santa Claus would jump on this bandwagon of teddy bear looking lap dogs. http://giggythepom.com/ "Well, they sure are cute jumped in" the Great Fumar. Out of the blue, though, a former voice from Christmases past on TOTV was heard. Rockinronda said.....

is that Fumar the Great who really love dogs contrary to his posts that would lead one to believe he hates dogs. Fumar then gave an impromptu speech on the dangers of dog poop to.........

...hopes that no neighborhood Great Dane, Mastiff, German Shepard, or even a Chihuahua sees, smells or hears him hiding behind the tree with the scent of dog poop still emanating from him. They'd probably have to make their territory by peeing on that tree along with the Great Fumar. Rockinronda appears again to save the day....

Bump.

her head then in a daze start singing... ♫ I'm here to save the day, I'm here to save the day, I'm here to save the day.... ♫ Her hero Tal then placed her in his golf cart and wisked her off to The Villages Hospital where.....

...she waited a few hours for a physician to see her and found out her headache had gone away. On the 4th Day Of Christmas though, she learned....

...that Tal came back to pick her up!:duck:So since they were so close to Spanish Springs they decided to....

go and dance but the dance floor was crowded so they went to.......

Lake Sumter Landing, but the dance floor was crowded there too. So they....

...tried Paddock Square but were distracted while trying to count the hoofprints in the cement floor. Tal had watched Monk episodes too many times looking for 224s and had picked up Monk's Obsessive-Compulsive Disorder. http://www.nimh.nih.gov/health/topic...cd/index.shtml KathieI, however, came to their rescue and....

gathered a gang of singles to go out and paint the town red. While they were out and about, they decided to stop for something to eat but there were no palces open. It got to be early in the morning so the night owls had to go.......

....visit Donna and other spirit TOTVers at the witching hours here in the Villages. They did find a small place near a hotel in Lady Lake that was still open. Coffee all around KathieI ordered, but Tal chirped in that he could no longer drink caffeine because it kept him up all night. Well, what do you think you are doing at 5 a.m. then, asked KathieI. P then came in.....

and said, I got a good night rest while the night owls laughed and said they hadn't been to bed yet. They didn't want to admit it but at 8 AM, they were tired and wanted to go home. One of the revelers went home and found her parents awake. She didn't want them to know that she had been out all night so she walked in and said, nice mass wasn't it. They grumbled they hadn't been to church and she went to bed and........

...unfortunately for her found two anoles in her bed. Her cat had dragged them in from the lanai and then slept with them under her covers keeping these presents for her Mistress nice and warm and bloody under the sheets. The reveler sounded like the horse owner from the scene in the Godfather when the movie producer found his prize thoroughbred's head under the sheets.

She was heard mumbling "I know I should not lie about attending Mass" as her parents had her Baker Acted because of her nervous breakdown from these dead anoles.

Meanwhile, the revelers who did not lie to their parents got some good sleep until....

A van came by blasting music. Everyone call "community watch" to complain and they tracked down the van who was driven by.......

...Villages PL. Who had decided to try to bolster Buffalo pride by having their fight song running on a repeating loop. http://youtu.be/KW7KdKfHgAg Joe had this to say about that plan....

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...but you cannot reach that many homes with one van pumping out the Buffalo fight song no matter how fast you drive. And, the speed limit in most of these areas is 20 m.p.h. regardless that almost no vehicles on them actually go just 20 m.p.h. Tal that added on the 5th Day of Christmas....

as Tal Is "The Mist Interesting Man In The World". Tal ended the conversaion with,"Stay Thirsty My Friends" and went home to drink a couple of Dos Equis. He could not drive as he was over the limit so he.....

... let his dog drive. Now he faces...

...a parade as his dog got on YouTube driving the golf cart with one paw while chasing his tail to boot. The YouTube showed all the pristine beauty of the Villages and boosted sales here in the Villages. So, Tal got a 6th Day of Christmas parade... around the Polo Field with 300 dogs doing their best imitation of the 300 Spartans at Thermopylae. These 300 dogs were even spelling out words on the Polo Fields. Like.....

...we all hold our poops for the Villages' dog parks, Doggie Doo Run Run, the postal centers, the big empty fields near 42 and CR466A, etc. Of course, who knows what the other 15000 or so dogs in the Villages do. Fumar got his dander up and....

hired Beeker from the Muppets because he was convinced that with all those dogs at Lake Sumter that it was now Lake Sumpter for sure. But Beeker did his testing and informed Fumar that.... (say it... I'm waiting... You didn't let me down Tal! :) )

...there's no pee in Lake Sumter. Meanwhile, the Muppets decided they really needed to have the Norwegian? German? Swedish chef to pop some popcorn for Bill-n-Brillo's late birthday party. To which all...

came to see Swedish Chef say... "Iff Tal gues und cuuks zee pup-curn, it's gunna boorn beyund recugneshun und leefe-a a bed teste-a in iferyune-a's muoot! Bork Bork Bork!" Everyone laughed and agreed leaving Bill no choice but to tell Tal........

...that's my popcorn to pop. Leave it alone. I am the Great Popcorn Wizard. Well said Tal, we are going to need something to go with the popcorn. P suggested....

Apples with gingerbread dip, as she had some left from Christmas. However...

...the French Candian contingent within TOTV insisted on tourtières Tourtiere Recipe – French Canadian Meat Pie Recipe; the Bostonians wanted cream pies , whereas the Philadephians wanted cheese cake, and so on. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_U.S._state_foods So, Barfefoot suggested that we all have a bake-off followed by a bake-sale and use the proceeds to go to.....

GracieGirl Welcome Wagon Foundation whose sole pupose is to make everyone's welome in TV, (Gracie does not work for the developer). She hosts wonderful parties that are attended by newbies as well as TOTV regulars like.........

....soon Ed W., 2BNTV, DaleMN and many others. Graciegirl though is not content with just parties as she is the first to welcome often newbies to TOTV and probably patrols other sites on winning converts to the Villages' lifestyle. On the 6th Day of Christmas, Graciegirl is planning....