...said "We sure needed a little catfishing. 2B added....

"I'd love to go for some of those catfish, but I don't think I can cast all the way down to florida and reel my catchs back up I-95. 2B then went on to....

...do some ice fishing while thinking about warmer climes. Barefoot said "2B you could almost do some ice fishing today here in the Villages as it is so cold...."

that the fish would gladly get caught just to warm up in a frying pan or oven!" This left 2B scratching his....

head.... You think it's cold in TV? You should come visit me in CT where the temps are single digit. Bill chimed in, you don't know what cold is unless you live off of lake Erie and the wind is howling with the wind chill facor makes it 37 degrees below 0. This is paradise compared to that, although I might feel different if I lived here a few years. Bill caught several fish and he decided that.......

...he would try some popcorn whitefish. Any ol' excuse for popcorn! :mmmm:

"Whitefish?" asked Tal. "I seem to recall them serving that at Middlebrook dorm on the University of Minnesota Campus. They have that in Lake Erie?"

Bill-n-Brillo replied....

"I'd rather have some Alaskan pollock popcorn fish." Mrs. Paul's | Crunchy Popcorn Fish | Premium Frozen Seafood

Skyguy commented that "you can get Alaskan pollock at almost every fast food store in and out of the Villages. BK, Micky-Ds, Wendy's, etc. seem to all serve this fish."

Graciegirl changed the subject....

....she wants to know what our "signs" are. She said, "I know Villages PL is a Taurus, but what about the rest of you?" She wants to know because.....

she heard that skyguy was either a stop sign or a yeald sign and she was hoping to find out the truth. So as Gracie waited for the rest to post their signs........

..she was born in the Age of Aquarius.

but her sign was Virgo, which always embarrassed her. She couldn't remember the last time she had..

seen a Scorpio. Gracie wanted to read their palm and determine if they had a tall dark hansome stranger in their future. Pturner said she was a Scorpio but she was already married and not interested. Gracie the pondered what to do next and........

and she decided to go see a Witch Doctor and asked him what do.

♫ And Then The Witch Doctor, He Told her what to do! He said that...
Ooh eeh ooh ah-ah, ting tang walla-walla-bing-bang
Ooh-eeh ooh-ah-ah, ting-tang-walla-walla-bing-bang ♫

Gracie then paid the Witch Doctor, left and.....

...bought a ticket on Amtrak to Walla Walla to buy some Bang Bang Shrimp at their version of Bonefish Grill.

.....vowed never to go back. She thought she had paid too much money to someone who was neither a witch nor a doctor. He was just a second-rate ting-tang singer. She said, "I'll give him walla-walla.....

then ran into skyguy who irically was humming the same tune. Gracie then wailed arggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggg!!!!!!!!!! and went to KathieI house to learn how to do the Carolina Shag dance that is sweeping TV. After getting the hang of it she............

.....vowed never to go back. She thought she had paid too much money to someone who was neither a witch nor a doctor. He was just a second-rate ting-tang singer. She said, "I'll give him walla-walla.....

bang, bang......... what a minute..... that didn't come out right. :D

Gracie after learning the Carolina Shag decided to go home to teach it to sweetie but he wasn't there. She Gracie was teaching it to her cats and they actually where doing it right. It was time for supper so Gracie made......

....cat-soup....er....soup for the cats. Then for herself and sweetie she made a healthy dish consisting of.....

Cincinnati Skyline Chili which soon had their stomachs and digestive tracts going Walla Walla ding dong tally.... Cincinnati Skyline Chili Recipe - Allrecipes.com Fortunately, there was a CVS Pharmacist intern a few door's down who heard their intestinal distress and....

ran away from home, unable to bear the fumes of his neighbors' foul digestion. Sprinting top speed, the gas mask on his face flopping, there was only one thought in his mind...

without saying nary a word, 2BNTV transformed immediately into a 1AMSU. Well out of no where this one eyed, three eared being appeared and began placing...

traps to see if he can catch Jim007 so he can...

...see if James Bond really gets all the girls. VillagesPL added....

two and two and took Bond's job as 004.

Now that Bond could retire, he headed for TV to go cougar hunting. Upon arrival, he saw there were many women but very few cougars. He ran into KetelOne who said he experience was...........

...quite different. Cougars were just as common as coyotes in the Villages except that they were a whole lot more fun. And, they usually would not run off with your pet unless you wound up marrying them and losing pet custody after the divorce.

Tal interjected. "Was not this thread about gifts for Valentine's Day?" Graciegirl started up....

and decided to send "Valentine Day" cards to all TOTV members but Sweetie said, that costs too much money so she pared down the list to the top 100 favorites.

Who are the top 100 was the question that skyguy wanted to know as he......

was one of them and wanted to know who the rest were. Of course 2BNTV got jealous, but it was not because he did or did not receive one, but that he had to share the same first name with skyguy. 2BNTV said that if he had to....

share the same name, he wanted to go out to have a pasta dinner. Sky said he was game but don't shoot him.... They started to discuss plans and what they going to eat but Eileen said Sky couldn't have what he wanted as there were too many calories and the fun begain to start with.......

a pasta fight breaking out, and when when 2B Joe got plastered in the puss with a handful of messy noodles, he.....

starting crying... he certainly wasn't built for a pasta fight or any other fight for that matter. Then the fight stopped so they could clean themselves off and then another fight started with cheesecake being thrown and skyguy was hit but he didn't mind as he ate the cheesecake off his face. The evreyone was sliiping and sliding all over the floor and.........

the three stooges walked in asking "How come we weren't told about the fight?" Suddenly everyone stopped, looked at them for a few seconds, then everyone took aim at them. Unfortunately, Admin walked in at that moment and got smacked with a cake in the kisser with one of the cakes that missed Moe. Admin then, with cake in his face,.....

said. Just to think I was going to pay for all of this but now, I'm not. With that, three stooges, (aka 2B, skyguy and Bill), decided to stage a dance contest with ...........

...Rockinronda, KathieI, Graciegirl doing the line dance. First the Three Stooges had to get washed off by Graciegirl and her posse. Samhass commented....

that if this is going to turn into a wet T-shirt contest, then I'm....

getting a front row seat. :smiley: If not, I will go back to drinking my imported beer. Everyone asked Samhass when he brought the imported beer and he said WOB in Brownwood. Suddenly, they was a stampede out the door as 2B was run over by............

an alligator driving a Shriners miniature car on Buena Vista in a hurry to beat another driver through the round-a-bout! 2B was ticketed by the Keystone Kops for failure to stay out of traffic while the alligator that hit him....

.....was treated to a big leg of lamb and told to be careful next time. It was a crazy night and everyone was feeling like they should be......

take off all their clothes and go dancing bare-arsed negit in front of the square's cams! However there was one kill-joy in the crowd and she said....

Put your clothes back on Ethel, you don't look like you usta and those things are better restrained if you're gonna jump around, You are gonna harm somone.

Then Senior Citizen walked in and told everyone that she just had cooked up a big bunch of Pasta and asked everyone to come and share.
They all said yes except for Bill and Sandy because they had a previous commitment to go and see the brand new, large, amazingly beautiful and one of a kind...................