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To lighten the mood of today .....


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Old 04-07-2019, 04:49 PM
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Default To lighten the mood of today .....

Gonna be a Bear:

In this life I am a woman. In my next life I would like to come back as a bear. When you are a bear you get to hibernate. You do nothing but sleep for six months. I could deal with that.

Before you hibernate you are supposed to eat yourself stupid. I could deal with that too.

When you are a girl bear you birth your children (who are size of walnuts) while you are sleeping and wake to partially grown cute, cuddly cubs. I could definitely deal with that.

If you are a Mama Bear everyone knows you mean business. You swat anyone who bothers your cubs. If your cubs get out of line you swat them too. I could definitely deal with that.

If you are a bear your mate EXPECTS you to wake up growling. He EXPECTS you will have hairy legs and excess body fat.

Yep, gonna be a Bear.
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Old 04-07-2019, 05:19 PM
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And you even get to go the woods!
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Old 04-07-2019, 08:07 PM
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Do I have to wait til my next life? I wanna be a bear NOW!
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Old 04-07-2019, 08:19 PM
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The only problem with the bear thing is that you don't want this to become your final resting place : (
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Old 04-07-2019, 10:16 PM
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Yep. Highly recommended.
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