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Old 02-13-2015, 08:41 AM
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> A group of women were at a seminar on how to live in a loving
> relationship with their husband. The women were asked, "How many of you
> love your husband?"
>
> All the women raised their hands. Then they were asked, "When was the last
> time you told your husband you loved him?"
>
> Some women answered today, a few yesterday, and some can't remember.
>
> The women then were told to take out their cell phones and text to their
> husband: "I love you, sweetheart."
>
> The women then were instructed to exchange phones with another person, and
> to read aloud the text message they received in response to their message.
>
> Below are 12 replies; some are hilarious. If you
> have been married for quite a while....a sign of true
> love....who else would reply in such
> a succinct and honest
> way?
>
> 1. Who the hell is this?
>
> 2. Eh, mother of my children, are you sick or what?
>
> 3. Yeah, and I love you too. What's wrong?
>
> 4. What now? Did you crash the car again?
>
> 5. I don't understand what you mean?
>
> 6. What the hell did you do now?
>
> 8. Don't beat about the bush, just tell me how much you need?
>
> 9. Am I dreaming?
>
> 10. If you don't tell me who this message is actually for, someone
> will die.
>
> 11. I thought we agreed you wouldn't drink during the day.
>
> 12. Your mother is coming to stay with us, isn't she?
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Old 02-13-2015, 08:43 AM
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> A group of women were at a seminar on how to live in a loving
> relationship with their husband. The women were asked, "How many of you
> love your husband?"
>
> All the women raised their hands. Then they were asked, "When was the last
> time you told your husband you loved him?"
>
> Some women answered today, a few yesterday, and some can't remember.
>
> The women then were told to take out their cell phones and text to their
> husband: "I love you, sweetheart."
>
> The women then were instructed to exchange phones with another person, and
> to read aloud the text message they received in response to their message.
>
> Below are 12 replies; some are hilarious. If you
> have been married for quite a while....a sign of true
> love....who else would reply in such
> a succinct and honest
> way?
>
> 1. Who the hell is this?
>
> 2. Eh, mother of my children, are you sick or what?
>
> 3. Yeah, and I love you too. What's wrong?
>
> 4. What now? Did you crash the car again?
>
> 5. I don't understand what you mean?
>
> 6. What the hell did you do now?
>
> 8. Don't beat about the bush, just tell me how much you need?
>
> 9. Am I dreaming?
>
> 10. If you don't tell me who this message is actually for, someone
> will die.
>
> 11. I thought we agreed you wouldn't drink during the day.
>
> 12. Your mother is coming to stay with us, isn't she?
Now everyone knows why I am still single!
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Old 02-13-2015, 08:50 AM
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On the other side of things -- ever thought you were sending a romantic text to your husband and sent it to the wrong person? -- Damn those cell phones.

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Old 02-13-2015, 09:28 AM
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A group of women were at a seminar on how to live in a loving
relationship with their husband. The women were asked, "How many of you love your husband?"
All the women raised their hands. Then they were asked, "When was the last time you told your husband you loved him?"
Some women answered today, a few yesterday, and some can't remember.
The women then were told to take out their cell phones and text to their
husband: "I love you, sweetheart."
The women then were instructed to exchange phones with another person, and to read aloud the text message they received in response to their message.
Below are 12 replies; some are hilarious. If you have been married for quite a while....a sign of true love....who else would reply in such
a succinct and honest way?
1. Who the hell is this?
2. Eh, mother of my children, are you sick or what?
3. Yeah, and I love you too. What's wrong?
4. What now? Did you crash the car again?
5. I don't understand what you mean?
6. What the hell did you do now?
7. ?!?
8. Don't beat about the bush, just tell me how much you need?
9. Am I dreaming?
10. If you don't tell me who this message is actually for, someone will die.
11. I thought we agreed you wouldn't drink during the day.
12. Your mother is coming to stay with us, isn't she?
This shows number 7. And makes this easier to copy and paste if you are so inclined. It is also from the Jewish Humor site.
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