Talk of The Villages Florida - Rentals, Entertainment & More
Talk of The Villages Florida - Rentals, Entertainment & More
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Big Bad Biker Story
A tough looking group of bikers were riding along one day when they saw a girl standing on a bridge.
It looked like she was about to jump off . . . so they stopped. The leader, a big burly man, got off his bike and says, "What are you doing?" "I'm going to commit suicide," she says. While he did not want to appear insensitive, he didn't want to miss an opportunity, so he asked "Well, before you jump, why don't you give me a kiss?" She agreed and they get into a long deep lingering kiss. After she finished, the biker said, "Wow ! That was the best kiss I have ever had . . . .. That's a real talent you are wasting . . . . . You could be famous . . .. . . Why are you committing suicide?" "My parents can't stand it when I dress up like a girl." |
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WHOA!!!
Bill |
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And the story ends by the "big burly" biker throwing the jumper off the bridge...
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Regards: Dan Natick, MA Village of Buttonwood 1/12/11 |
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K9-Lovers |
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Very Good
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Poland - Germany - Ontario Canada, Valpo Ind, Ashland TV |
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Larry is from Brooklyn,NY, / Oakdale NY, / Forest Hills,NY / Oceanside NY,/ Long Beach NY, /South Freeport NY,/Garden Grove CA,/ Beverly is from Brooklyn NY, W. Hempstead, NY, Baldwin,NY and starting with Long Beach NY the rest with me. Wanabee future TVer |
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Nice going, I just spit coffee all over my body ........ gurgle fumar
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My memory's not as sharp as it used to be, Also my memory's not as sharp as it used to be. |
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Funny. Thanks for the laugh. I never saw that one coming.
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If he could have lifted me over the rail, he would have!
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ARE VILLAGERS OLD OR ARE THEY RECYCLED TEENAGERS At my age rolling out of bed in the morning is easy. Getting up off the floor is another story. "SMILE... TOMORROW MAY BE EVEN WORSE!"
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