Vermincelli, n. Pasta with weevils.

Fart;N A butt blowing a kiss
 

Fart;n A butt blowing a kiss.

Gobbledebook, n. A fast reader.

Fartunate --- A person who is lucky enough NOT to get on the same elevator with a guy who ate beans for breakfast.

Masshole --- An ass from Mass.

Rankenstein --- A terrible smelling Halloween monster.

Slidewalk --- An ice covered strip of concrete.

Caricaturd, n. A caricature drawing of your ex.

Toothprick..................A condition for great merriment among staff in ER.

Gibboorish, n. Uncouth nonsense.

Palimony --- The screwing you get for the screwing you got.

Maxidriver --- A 400 pound cabbie.

Twentythwee --- That age that a 22-year-old with a lisp will be on his next birthday. (Groan) :)

Tweatment, n. Medical care given to Elmer Fudd.

Percussion twio........thwee dwummers.

Outfitz, n. An Irish disclosure.

Two Bills,

I don’t know what this one means because I don’t know what A&E means. . .I might be lost in transatlantic communication.

But I really like your word.

May I borrow it, please? Thanks. :)

Toothprick, n.: A dentist who constantly tries to upsell unnecessary treatments and probably has his assistant and hygienist on commission so they try to upsell, too.

Boomer

A&E. Accident and Emergency.
ER in American?

Modified other post.

Harmmonica, n. Presidential abuse.

Strumplet......................a very young hooker.

Abturdity, n. Political promise.

ginsomnia : noun
a sleep disorder brought about by liquor

JohnN, your clever thread just keeps on crankin’ them out.

This is fun.

Thank you and thank you to all the posters taking part.

Boomer :)

Beneviolence, n. Extreme flatulence.

Generass: a plump bum

Tranquilt, n. A bed cover that you're unsure of sizewise, i.e., King or Queen?

cattitude : noun
The attitude of a cat. State or feeling of immense superiority, but not arrogance.

Prostitutoon, n. Daisy Duck as a sex worker.

Chowdeer, n. Venison.

Chowdear, n. Dinner date.

Venision..........Improper spelling of Venetian.

Cabaretr.............Dyslexic car mechanic writing bill.

Leg tramps, n. Street walkers.

Martunus - Julius Ceasar ordering a martini (a martini would be plural, a double)

Lemonaid, n. Fiat mechanic.

Cross snitch, n. Angry rat.