Talk of The Villages Florida - Rentals, Entertainment & More
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The Miracle of Toilet Paper..CUTE!!
THE MIRACLE OF TOILET PAPER
Fresh from my shower, I stand in front of the mirror complaining to my husband that my breasts are too small. Instead of characteristically telling me it's not so, he uncharacteristically comes up with a suggestion. "If you want your breasts to grow, then every day take a piece of toilet paper and rub it between them for a few seconds." Willing to try anything, I fetch a piece of toilet paper and stand in front of the mirror, rubbing it between my breasts. "How long will this take?" I asked. "They will grow larger over a period of years," my husband replies. I stopped. "Do you really think rubbing a piece of toilet paper between my breasts every day will make my breasts larger over the years?" Without missing a beat he says "Worked for your butt, didn't it?" He's still alive, and with a great deal of therapy, he may even walk again, although he will probably continue to take his meals through a straw. Stupid, stupid man
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Re: The Miracle of Toilet Paper..CUTE!!
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Re: The Miracle of Toilet Paper..CUTE!!
It would be the perfect way to commit suicide and get even with your wife all at the same time. Good one, Donna!
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Re: The Miracle of Toilet Paper..CUTE!!
ROTFL... just hilarious , Donna
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