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Old 02-04-2008, 12:06 PM
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THE MIRACLE OF TOILET PAPER

Fresh from my shower, I stand in front of the mirror complaining to my
husband that my breasts are too small. Instead of characteristically
telling me it's not so, he uncharacteristically comes up with a
suggestion.

"If you want your breasts to grow, then every day take a piece of toilet
paper and rub it between them for a few seconds."

Willing to try anything, I fetch a piece of toilet paper and stand in
front of the mirror, rubbing it between my breasts. "How long will this
take?" I asked.

"They will grow larger over a period of years," my husband replies. I
stopped. "Do you really think rubbing a piece of toilet paper between
my breasts every day will make my breasts larger over the years?"
Without missing a beat he says "Worked for your butt, didn't it?"

The Villages Florida He's still alive, and with a great deal of therapy, he may even walk
again, although he will probably continue to take his meals through a
straw. Stupid, stupid man

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Old 02-04-2008, 01:21 PM
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THE MIRACLE OF TOILET PAPER

Fresh from my shower, I stand in front of the mirror complaining to my
husband that my breasts are too small. Instead of characteristically
telling me it's not so, he uncharacteristically comes up with a
suggestion.

"If you want your breasts to grow, then every day take a piece of toilet
paper and rub it between them for a few seconds."

Willing to try anything, I fetch a piece of toilet paper and stand in
front of the mirror, rubbing it between my breasts. "How long will this
take?" I asked.

"They will grow larger over a period of years," my husband replies. I
stopped. "Do you really think rubbing a piece of toilet paper between
my breasts every day will make my breasts larger over the years?"
Without missing a beat he says "Worked for your butt, didn't it?"

The Villages Florida He's still alive, and with a great deal of therapy, he may even walk
again, although he will probably continue to take his meals through a
straw. Stupid, stupid man

I almost ran that through Snopes.com to see if anyone could be stupid enough to really say that to his wife unless he had a death wish. :joke: Then, I thought I better check out the Darwin Awards too. These Darwin Awards commemorate acts so stupid as to put the doer in jeopardy of taking him or her out of the gene pool for good.
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Old 02-04-2008, 01:43 PM
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It would be the perfect way to commit suicide and get even with your wife all at the same time. Good one, Donna!
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Old 02-04-2008, 05:25 PM
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ROTFL... just hilarious , Donna
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