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golfing eagles 07-17-2017 01:34 PM
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Originally Posted by Taltarzac725 (Post 1425220)
My nurse friend told me a while ago that she gave away her two pussies and I bit my tongue from asking her to explain some more about this.

If she reads this at some future date I might be in a little trouble.
Or, double the pleasure, double the fun. (I'm referring to chewing gum, of course):1rotfl::1rotfl::1rotfl:

Henryk 07-17-2017 01:48 PM
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Originally Posted by Taltarzac725 (Post 1425220)
My nurse friend told me a while ago that she gave away her two pussies and I bit my tongue from asking her to explain some more about this.

If she reads this at some future date I might be in a little trouble.
Tal, did you notice the storms recently? It was raining pussies and puppies!

Boomer 07-17-2017 02:03 PM
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Originally Posted by BK001 (Post 1425100)
I hate to do this, but I can’t keep him. Is anyone interested? He’s sweet, loves to cuddle. Answers to Benjamin. He is 32 years old and works in business management.

Oh my! I see more than one kind of cat in this one.....A Villager with a 32-year-old boyfriend is definitely a cougar.

Thanks for a perfect and memorable example of not being clear on the antecedent to the pronoun. Clever. :)

(Speaking of cats, one of the best quotes was from author Terry Pratchett. "In ancient times cats were worshipped as gods; they have not forgotten this.)

Jima64 07-17-2017 02:04 PM
You made the right choice.

dbussone 07-17-2017 02:05 PM
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Originally Posted by dbussone (Post 1425203)
The cat or your boyfriend?


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For those unable to comprehend or understand, my post above was intended in a DROLL manner.

Droll: adjective
Something or someone that is droll is amusing or witty, sometimes in an unexpected way.

If you've got 'em, smoke 'em!


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Nucky 07-17-2017 03:22 PM
I'm out on this one...carry on.

Taltarzac725 07-17-2017 03:26 PM
Light bulbs and cats.
 
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Originally Posted by Nucky (Post 1425276)
I'm out on this one...carry on.
Changing the subject a bit? How many cats does it take to change a light bulb?

How Many Cats Does it Take to Change a Light Bulb?

Taltarzac725 07-17-2017 03:27 PM
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Originally Posted by Taltarzac725 (Post 1425279)
Changing the subject a bit? How many cats does it take to change a light bulb?

How Many Cats Does it Take to Change a Light Bulb?
How many dogs does it take to change a lightbulb?

And there is one for dogs too.

dbussone 07-17-2017 03:39 PM
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Originally Posted by Nucky (Post 1425276)
I'm out on this one...carry on.


Oh boy! Sounds like a problem has developed!


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Taltarzac725 07-17-2017 03:51 PM
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Originally Posted by dbussone (Post 1425287)
Oh boy! Sounds like a problem has developed!


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Mrs. Nucky might read TOTV. My nurse friend as far as I know does not but she might have co-workers who do.

retiredguy123 07-17-2017 04:35 PM
Q: How many women does it take to change a light bulb?

A: Women don't change light bulbs, they just accept them the way they are.

golfing eagles 07-17-2017 04:44 PM
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Originally Posted by Taltarzac725 (Post 1425290)
Mrs. Nucky might read TOTV. My nurse friend as far as I know does not but she might have co-workers who do.
She does now that I sent her a link:1rotfl::1rotfl::1rotfl:

Nucky 07-17-2017 06:09 PM
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Originally Posted by golfing eagles (Post 1425316)
She does now that I sent her a link:1rotfl::1rotfl::1rotfl:
I'm trying to turn over a new leaf and steer away from trouble instead of driving directly into it. Mrs. OP you are a very funny lady.
:BigApplause:

Barefoot 07-17-2017 06:15 PM
:highfive:

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Originally Posted by BK001 (Post 1425100)
I hate to do this, but I can’t keep him. Is anyone interested? He’s sweet, loves to cuddle. Answers to Benjamin. He is 32 years old and works in business management.
:a20:

Taltarzac725 07-17-2017 06:43 PM
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Originally Posted by golfing eagles (Post 1425316)
She does now that I sent her a link:1rotfl::1rotfl::1rotfl:
Not sure which Villages' area hospital she works at but my guess is that she returned to the Villages Regional Hospital. She was dating a Fed last Summer so be careful what links you send her. He could be IRS, DEA, FBI. Who knows? He was fluent in Spanish though. If it is the Villages Regional Hospital I will bet some of the nurses, doctors, etc. look here on down times.


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