[kittygilchrist]

Originally Posted by CarolSells

Ah, yes, chowder, I was trying to eat my chowder at a restaurant the other evening (the one at Brownwood with the name that rhymes with Witty Hire) when a couple came inside to the hostess podium. They were either looking for a table for dinner or a place to board the dog she was carrying. They turned and walked out which was great because it saved me from lodging a complaint. I'm starting a twelve step group for

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[kittygilchrist]

Originally Posted by Lovey2

Had a frayed knot on my warms ups...got it stuck in the pantry drawer looking for pests, but still can't find my glasses. What ARE these flashers.....

Doing in my hot tub?

[Lovey2]

and swinging from my palm trees?? Don't they know not to feed the birds...and bees...

[Nlnicholson]

So, they left the bistro and found a quiet cafe that featured a small group playing romantic music.

[kittygilchrist]

Originally Posted by Nlnicholson

So, they left the bistro and found a quiet cafe that featured a small group playing romantic music.

Susanne parked her new Ram hemi, taking up two spaces...and walked in to the bistro, a little irritated that the rain puddles could not be avoided. She looked down at her black, studded cowboy boots.

[Nlnicholson]

Thinking that she shoulda worn a hat. One that wouldn't make her

[graciegirl]

Originally Posted by Nlnicholson

Thinking that she shoulda worn a hat. One that wouldn't make her

look like Dale Evans, but she jumped over a puddle and thought of how her dog hadn't had a new dress in months, that made her remember that....

[Barefoot]

Originally Posted by graciegirl

look like Dale Evans, but she jumped over a puddle and thought of how her dog hadn't had a new dress in months, that made her remember that....

The puddle made her remember that she was due for water aerobics with F16. But he couldn't play any music because his knobs had been stolen by .....

[Nlnicholson]

The gang of Citrus Rats and Feral Cats. Isn't there a new band that plays on Thursday down at

[CarolSells]

There"s a new band that plays down at the Hop On In Bar. I was sitting there in my Dale Evans outfit wondering if anyone made flip flops that could pass for cowgirl boots when the entertainment started. Three black bears came out on stage. They had stuff hanging all over their fur and I wondered if they were the bears on the news who had been going through trash. The strangest item was

[kittygilchrist]

the battered blue cowboy hat that the little bear was wearing, backwards. Cute. From behind I could barely read the script on the front of it:
Jesus
Loves Me
Never envied a hat on a bear before but I just had to have that hat, after all it was not stolen really, it was garbage...so..

[Nlnicholson]

When the neighbors threw it in their trash, I waited until it was dark and took the bag from their driveway. Really, it's not stealing, it's more like

[TheVillageChicken]

repurposing. Speaking of porpoises, has anyone ever

[jblum315]

has anyone ever been upset by seeing dolphin on the menu?

[Lovey2]

liberating an item or reassigning ownership. Which reminds me