liberating an item or reassigning ownership. Which reminds me ....The Mrs had a great day yesterday! The villagers sure do get the signal when you wear the light blue shirt! My best offer for the Mrs was a John Deere riding lawn mower and a three year old golden retriever! I don't need the mower but the golden seemed to take to me right away! I just need the Mrs back before the grandkids get here next month. I think they would love the golden but miss their Grams...

[graciegirl]

Originally Posted by Lovey2

liberating an item or reassigning ownership. Which reminds me

being liberated, there is a rumor going around that when you move here you have to burn your bra, but maybe it was don't burn your trash, I heard this from my neighbor who got an email from someone in her Mah Jongh group who also told her that.....

[Nlnicholson]

I think the burn comes from the dinner I had last night at

[CarolSells]

The email told her to send $1000.00 in the form of a cashier's check to an address in Nigeria because a long lost relative had died and left her a lovely set if pearl-handled steak knives and flip flops made of gnu sinews. Speaking of news, I overhead a convo in the puzzle closet yesterday about a heartburn remedy that uses

[graciegirl]

Originally Posted by Nlnicholson

I think the burn comes from the dinner I had last night at

Hilda's, she never could cook,


but boy can she boogie, which reminds me, do you think you can learn to play the piano and the saxophone at the same time, someone told me that they were giving lessons over at the......

[Nlnicholson]

The piano would be easy but since my dentures are bothering me, it's harder with the saxophone. I sure could use a good dentist under my United Healthcare plan. Anyone know the way to the new

[TheVillageChicken]

Originally Posted by Nlnicholson

The piano would be easy but since my dentures are bothering me, it's harder with the saxophone. I sure could use a good dentist under my United Healthcare plan. Anyone know the way to the new

The New Christy Minstrels concert? Their hit, Gotta Quit Kicking My Service Dog Around reminds me of the time we all got

[CarolSells]

..reminds me of the time we all had to get tested for an STD after riding the trolley bus in The Villages. Maybe you read about that incident in The Orlando paper. It was on page three right under the story about

[graciegirl]

Originally Posted by CarolSells

..reminds me of the time we all had to get tested for an STD after riding the trolley bus in The Villages. Maybe you read about that incident in The Orlando paper. It was on page three right under the story about

Several Liberals located in The Villages by Lorene Poorey? There are so many things in the paper and news these days that give you pause, did you read that Elvis was spotted at Laurel Manor and he was trying to hang a .....................

[Nlnicholson]

Gold lame jacket on the coat hook. After he left, I rummaged through his pockets for a piece of memorabilia. Great Balls of Fire, I found

[kittygilchrist]

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[graciegirl]

Originally Posted by kittygilchrist

A Jerry Lee Lewis CD case with Great Ball of Fire in it. They must've come off during that mammogram-like procedure they use for examining male parts. No wonder Elvis abused drugs. or maybe they were Jerry Lee's, I wouldn't know.

But this all makes me think of Italian Cooking and how few restaurants outside of Italian Communities know how to cook Sauerbraten, I was enjoying a glass of wine at TooJays and someone came up to me and asked..........

[Barefoot]

Originally Posted by CarolSells

..reminds me of the time we all had to get tested for an STD after riding the trolley bus in The Villages. Maybe you read about that incident in The Orlando paper. It was on page three right under the story about

A newbie in a roundabout who stopped to read a map and caused ...

[graciegirl]

Originally Posted by Barefoot

A newbie in a roundabout who stopped to read a map and caused ...

All of the people within site to blow their horns which always HELPS a situation by making people want to smack, but this newbie, just got out and shoved the map...................

[TheVillageChicken]

Originally Posted by graciegirl

But this all makes me think of Italian Cooking and how few restaurants outside of Italian Communities know how to cook Sauerbraten, I was enjoying a glass of wine at TooJays and someone came up to me and asked..........

asked me why I was in their seat drinking their wine. Thinking quickly, I pointed at a random stranger and said, "Look!" As it turned out, the stranger suffered from paranoia and........