Talk of The Villages Florida - Rentals, Entertainment & More
Talk of The Villages Florida - Rentals, Entertainment & More
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Fat as a butchers dog.
Gone like a f**t in a breeze. ****ed as a newt. Drunk as a skunk. Rare as hens teeth. Sandwich short of a picnic. A face that could curdle milk. I trust you as far as I could throw you. A face like the back of a bus. A stitch in time save nine. Don't spoil the ship for a ha'porth of tar. The ship was lost for want of a nail. Check is in the post. .......and the dreaded words from my Mother "Wait till I get you home!" etc. etc. |
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#62
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He’s wound tighter than an idiots watch!
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#63
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Colder than a Witches Breast!
"May the road rise to meet you, and the wind always be at your back. May the sun shine warm on your face. and the rains fall softly on your fields. And until we meet again. |
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“Nervous as a long tailed cat in a room full of rockin’ chairs”
Last edited by Spoiler; 01-19-2020 at 07:36 PM. |
#65
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May you live as long as you want
And never want as long as you live |
#66
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or makes the Indian bite the buffalos a$$.
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#67
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Said about a subordinate, co-worker, group member, etc.
"He/she may be a jerk...but they're our jerk." |
#68
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Didn't know whether to scratch my watch or wind my ass.
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Black Sabbath Matters |
#69
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Time flies like the wind, fruit flies like bananas.
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#70
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“That would be like pizzin in the wind”
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#71
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“What are you waiting for, .... Christmas?”
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#72
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He's dumber than a flat-headed chicken!
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Defiance, OH "Pros play until they can't get it wrong." "Golf is a game invented by the same people who think music comes out of a bagpipe."-- Lee Trevino |
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“You can lead a horse to water...”
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#74
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Nothin' from Nothin' Leaves Nothin'.
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Does the pope poop in the woods? Is the bear Catholic?
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It is better to laugh than to cry. |
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