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Old 01-06-2020, 11:04 AM
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It’s raining like a cow ****ing on a flat rock
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Old 01-06-2020, 11:20 AM
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Grandpa used to threaten me with "I'll slap you naked and hide your clothes."
I won't deluge you with all the unique New Orleans speak I grew up with.
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Old 01-06-2020, 11:26 AM
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That person is a few french fries short of a happy meal
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Old 01-06-2020, 11:37 AM
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Don't get your lip caught in the wringer.

(Rhymes with lip)
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Old 01-07-2020, 07:03 AM
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“Don't let the screen door hit ya, where the good lord split ya”
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Old 01-07-2020, 09:32 AM
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Why so sad? Did Chevrolet stop makin' trucks?
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Old 01-08-2020, 04:14 AM
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“Put the pedal to the metal”
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“A face only a mother could love”
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“If them jeans were any tighter, they’d have to be painted on...”
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“What’s the matter, cat got your tongue?”
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Old 01-08-2020, 06:36 AM
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“the apple doesn’t fall far from the tree”
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Room temperature IQ.
Lower than a toad’s ass.
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Room temperature IQ.
Lower than a toad’s ass.
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Old 01-08-2020, 01:48 PM
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Growing up, I heard all of these at one time or another. I guess my Irish roots are showing. LOL .


Three sheets to the wind

Drunk as a Skunk

On-the Wagon

Off-the-Wagon

Hair of the Dog

Blotto

Blitzed

Legless

Drink like a Fish

Hammered

Plastered

Wasted

S@&t-faced

Feeling no pain

Tanked

Tie One On
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Low man on the totem pole.
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