One Day At Dunkin

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Old 12-01-2018, 02:28 PM
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A blonde goes into Dunkin and notices there is a “peel and win” sticker on her coffee cup.

So, she peels it off and starts screaming, “I've won a motorhome! I've won a motorhome!”

The waitress says, “That's impossible. The biggest prize is a free lunch.”

But the blonde keeps screaming, “I've won a motorhome! I've won a motorhome!”

Hearing the noise, the manager comes over and says, “Miss, I'm sorry but you're mistaken. You couldn't have possibly won a motorhome because we didn't have that as a prize.”

The blonde says, “No, it's not a mistake. I've won a motorhome!”

She hands the ticket to the manager and he reads... “WIN A BAGEL.”
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Old 12-01-2018, 03:33 PM
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That's funny.
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Old 12-01-2018, 06:14 PM
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I know her.
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I know her.
I know her sister!
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Hmmm. Are there no dumb brunettes?
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I know her.
She reminds me of someone.
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Old 12-02-2018, 12:28 AM
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Speaking of bagels, where can I get a decent one or two around here?
Brooklyn Water Bagels
514 N. US Hwy 27/441,
Lady Lake, FL
352-674-9000
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Brooklyn Water Bagels
514 N. US Hwy 27/441,
Lady Lake, FL
352-674-9000
I second, third and fourth it!!
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