Talk of The Villages Florida - Rentals, Entertainment & More
Talk of The Villages Florida - Rentals, Entertainment & More
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One Day In January
We're into 2019 now and I still have so many unanswered questions!
I've never found out who let the dogs out? Or, where’s the beef? I still don't know how to get to Sesame Street? Why doesn't Dora just use Google Maps? Why are eggs are packaged in a flimsy carton, but batteries are secured in plastic that’s tough as nails and requires tools to open? Why is “abbreviated” is such a long word? Why is there a D in ‘fridge’ but not in refrigerator? Why is lemon juice made with artificial flavor, yet dish-washing liquid is made with real lemons? Why do they sterilize the needle for lethal injections? And, why do you have to “put your two cents in,” but it’s only a “penny for your thoughts.” Who is that extra penny going to? Just what exactly is Victoria’s secret? And where is Waldo? Can you hear me now? Do you really think I am this witty? I'm not. I actually got this from my wife's hairdresser's step daughter who is married to a guy who works at Evans Prairie and who golfs with a cousin in Virginia Trace who found it on a blog posted by a guy in Fenney. |
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Why do you park on a driveway and drive on a parkway?
And aren't hemorrhoids and asteroids kinda mixed up too?
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Hahahahahaha
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Didn't think of those, Ken.
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