One Day In Ocala

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Old 10-04-2018, 12:16 PM
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A balding, white haired senior gentleman walked into a jewelry store in Ocala last Friday evening with a beautiful much younger woman at his side. He told the jeweler he was looking for a special ring for his girlfriend.

The jeweler looked through his stock and brought out a $5,000 ring.

The man said, “No, I'd like to see something more special.”

At that statement, the jeweler went to his special stock and brought another ring over. “Here's a stunning ring at only $45,000,” the jeweler said.

The gentleman looked at his girlfriend. The lady's eyes sparkled and her whole body trembled with excitement.

Seeing this the old man said, “We'll take it.”

The jeweler asked how payment would be made and the man stated, “By check. I know you need to make sure my check is good, so I'll write it now and you can call the bank Monday to verify the funds. I'll pick the ring up Monday afternoon.”

On Monday morning, the jeweler angrily phoned the old man and said, “Sir. I called the bank and they said there's no money in that account.”

“I know,” said the old man, “but let me tell you about my weekend.”
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Old 10-04-2018, 02:22 PM
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good one, very funny
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Old 10-04-2018, 02:30 PM
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Now that's my kind of joke. Very good.
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That's funny.
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