The Parking Ticket -- Really Funny!

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Old 12-22-2019, 01:42 AM
Rosebud2020 Rosebud2020 is offline
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Default The Parking Ticket -- Really Funny!

My wife and I went into town and visited a shop. When we came out, there was a cop writing out a parking ticket.
We went up to him and I said, "come on man, how about giving a senior citizen a break?"
He ignored us and continued writing the ticket. I called him an "a**hole.”
He glared at me and started writing another ticket for having worn-out tires.
So, my wife called him a “little s**thead."

He finished the second ticket and put it on the windshield with the first.
We asked him if he didn’t have any bad guys to catch. Then he started writing more tickets.
This went on for about 20 minutes. The more we abused him, the more tickets he wrote.

He finally finished, sneered at us and walked away.
Just then our bus arrived, and we got on it and went home.

We always look for cars with political ***** stickers on their bumpers.
We try to have a little fun each day now that we're retired.

It's so important at our age.
Old 12-22-2019, 05:37 AM
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I can see myself doing that.
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