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marianne237 05-22-2013 08:04 PM
My favorite: "I know I came into this room for something".

nightstalkerths 05-22-2013 08:23 PM
My t-shirt says:
IT WASNT ME!

George Bieniaszek 05-22-2013 08:38 PM
Bought a t-shirt from Jimmy Buffett's Margaritaville store in Key West. It was the title to one of his many songs -- "The Weather Is Here -- Wish You Were Beautiful"

2 Bumper Stickers that at one time or another were on the back of my truck --

"My Pug Is Smarter Than Your Honor Roll Student" and

"My wife says I don't listen to her --
Or something like that !!"

casita37 05-22-2013 10:09 PM
Use Me
Dump Me
Crush Me
Melt Me
Use Me Again
RECYCLE!

CarolSells 05-23-2013 04:54 AM
I used to have a cute one that even men laughed at. It had a large picture of Mr. PotatoHead. Above him: The Perfect Man

Below: If he looks at another woman you can rearrange his face.

jmd4667 05-23-2013 10:52 PM
"Most of my life I have spent fishing--The rest I just wasted"

bdabob 05-24-2013 04:55 AM
"In dog beers I've only had one"
"Beer is proof that God loves me and wants me to be happy"
"Despite the look on my face you are still talking"
"Keep paddling, I hear banjo music"

ssmith 05-24-2013 06:31 AM
Ok so I have not seen this t-shirt but wondered if the walkers on the multimodal paths should wear something like...

This is not a golf cart path...It is a mulit modal path!!! includes walkers!!!

or Make room this path is for walkers too or something like that!!! in big letters on front and back!!!!

BarryRX 05-24-2013 08:08 AM
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Originally Posted by ilovetv (Post 680236)
A favorite I've seen:

"For total stress relief: Resign from your position as General Manager of the Universe."
Great!

quirky3 05-24-2013 08:49 AM
"If you're telekinetic and you know it, raise my hand"

"What if the Hokey-Pokey is really what it's all about?"

NIPAS K-9 05-24-2013 09:28 AM
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Originally Posted by jrheydt (Post 680293)
This was not on a tshirt but on a coffee mug that my brother gave to my sister. It said "Jesus loves you, everyone else thinks you're an XXXhole" It cracked me up. Hope it gets past the censors.

John
OH I Liked that , thanks for post..........:bigbow:

Rebel Pirate 05-24-2013 11:48 AM
Always remember you're unique... Just like everyone else

Villages PL 05-26-2013 02:17 PM
Sorry, I'm not a big fan of printed messages on T-shirts. But there is one exception: If I see a beautiful shapely-woman with a message on the front of her T-shirt, I will focus in on it. :-)

golf4me 05-26-2013 03:36 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Villages PL (Post 682281)
Sorry, I'm not a big fan of printed messages on T-shirts. But there is one exception: If I see a beautiful shapely-woman with a message on the front of her T-shirt, I will focus in on it. :-)
Well then...you should wear one that says Dirty Old Man?

zcaveman 05-26-2013 04:08 PM
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Originally Posted by Villages PL (Post 682281)
Sorry, I'm not a big fan of printed messages on T-shirts. But there is one exception: If I see a beautiful shapely-woman with a message on the front of her T-shirt, I will focus in on it. :-)
You should always keep a "breast" of the situation.


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