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Old 04-17-2013, 07:53 PM
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This was posted on Facebook and although a woman can appreciate it, a man can get a good laugh out of it to. It's important though that you all realize that this is not me speaking, very important........

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"I was due for an appointment with the gynecologist later in the week when early one morning, I received a call from the doctor’s office to tell me that I had been rescheduled for that morning at 9:30 am. I had only just packed everyone off to work and school, and it was already around 8:45am. The trip to his office took about 35 minutes, so I didn’t have any time to spare. As most women do, I like to take a little extra effort over hygiene when making such visits, but this time I wasn’t going to be able to make the full effort.

So, I rushed upstairs, threw off my pajamas, wet the washcloth that was sitting next to the sink, and gave myself a quick wash in that area to make sure I was at least presentable. I threw the washcloth in the soiled clothes basket, donned some clean clothes, hopped in the car and raced to my appointment.

I was in the waiting room for only a few minutes when I was called in. Knowing the procedure, as I’m sure you women do, I hopped up on the table, looked over at the other side of the room and pretended that I was in Paris or some other place a million miles away.

I was a little surprised when the doctor said, “My, we have made an extra effort this morning, haven’t we?” The Villages Florida I didn’t respond.

After the appointment, I heaved a sigh of relief and went home. The rest of the day was normal .. Some shopping, cleaning, cooking. After school when my 6 year old daughter was playing, she called out from the bathroom, “Mommy, where’s my washcloth?”

I told her to get another one from the cupboard.

She replied, “No, I need the one that was here by the sink, it had all my glitter and sparkles saved inside it.”

Never ever going back to that doctor again……….. never." The Villages Florida
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Thanks for the warning about the coffee.That was too funny.
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Lol,, ......
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Good one SkyGuy. Another reason why it's good to be a man
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This is a common and rather thoughtful way to prevent boredom for the doctor. I'm sure it was appreciated.
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That was hilarious!
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As a mom of a one time little girl, that story remains one of my favorites!
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What a stitch!
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This was posted on Facebook and although a woman can appreciate it, a man can get a good laugh out of it to. It's important though that you all realize that this is not me speaking, very important........

(Warning: Don't drink coffee while reading!)
"I was due for an appointment with the gynecologist later in the week when early one morning, I received a call from the doctor’s office to tell me that I had been rescheduled for that morning at 9:30 am. I had only just packed everyone off to work and school, and it was already around 8:45am. The trip to his office took about 35 minutes, so I didn’t have any time to spare. As most women do, I like to take a little extra effort over hygiene when making such visits, but this time I wasn’t going to be able to make the full effort.

So, I rushed upstairs, threw off my pajamas, wet the washcloth that was sitting next to the sink, and gave myself a quick wash in that area to make sure I was at least presentable. I threw the washcloth in the soiled clothes basket, donned some clean clothes, hopped in the car and raced to my appointment.

I was in the waiting room for only a few minutes when I was called in. Knowing the procedure, as I’m sure you women do, I hopped up on the table, looked over at the other side of the room and pretended that I was in Paris or some other place a million miles away.

I was a little surprised when the doctor said, “My, we have made an extra effort this morning, haven’t we?” The Villages Florida I didn’t respond.

After the appointment, I heaved a sigh of relief and went home. The rest of the day was normal .. Some shopping, cleaning, cooking. After school when my 6 year old daughter was playing, she called out from the bathroom, “Mommy, where’s my washcloth?”

I told her to get another one from the cupboard.

She replied, “No, I need the one that was here by the sink, it had all my glitter and sparkles saved inside it.”

Never ever going back to that doctor again……….. never." The Villages Florida
Another joke I cannot tell at the dog park.
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Another joke I cannot tell at the dog park.
Why, you afraid some dog will bite'ya?

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Why, you afraid some dog will bite'ya?

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Very much so. Of the human variety however.
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