[eweissenbach]

Q: Where can men over the age
of 60 find younger women who are interested in them?
A: Try a bookstore under fiction.

Q: What can a man do while his
wife is going through
menopause?
A: Keep busy. If you're handy with tools, you can finish the basement. When you're done you'll have a place to live.

Q: Someone has told me that
menopause is mentioned in the bible. Is that true?Where it be found?
A: Yes. Matthew 14:92:
"And Mary rode Joseph's ass
all the way to Egypt ..."

Q: How can you increase the
heart rate of your 60-plus
year old husband?
A: Tell him you're pregnant.

Q: How can you avoid that
terrible curse of the elderly
wrinkles?
A: Take off your glasses.

Q: Why should 60-plus year old people use valet parking?
A: Valets don't forget where they park your car.

Q: Is it common for 60-plus year olds to have problems with short term memory storage?
A: Storing memory is not a problem, Retrieving it is the problem.

Q: As people age, do they sleep more soundly?
A: Yes, but usually in the afternoon.

Q: Where should 60-plus year olds look for eye glasses?
A: On their foreheads.

Q: What is the most common remark made by 60-plus year olds when they enter antique stores?
A: "Gosh, I remember these!"

[Mikeod]

OK, is she looking? No? OK

[pooh]

Originally Posted by mikeod

OK, is she looking? No? OK

Visiting hours are from 1 to 3 PM. No candy please, he still is unable to chew!

[Mikeod]

Originally Posted by pooh

Visiting hours are from 1 to 3 PM. No candy please, he still is unable to chew!

And now you know why I bought a sleep sofa and kept a second car!!!

[Pturner]

Hey Mike, can I have your golf clubs?