[Rr23070]

We need more humor like this. Lighten up and enjoy.😂😂

[La lamy]

I believe the TV 'rioters' were also socially distancing and left thank you notes to the stores.

[Siegfried]

Nicely written.

[baramu]

Thanks for something light.

[LoisR]

Hello Bob and Cheri,
And I thought they would have gone for the Viagara. Regards, Gary and Lois

[DPayton]

Enjoyed that! Thanks for sharing.

[jaccik1]

Hysterical. Thanks for the post.

[gloria321]

Originally Posted by rjn5656

The rioting in major cities across the U.S. has spread to The Villages, Florida. Looters in Florida’s friendliest hometown have especially broken into stores that sell items like laxatives, vitamins, hearing aids, reading glasses, energy drinks and surgical stockings.

The thugs were easily caught and arrested since they were using their walkers and golf carts to flee. The protests have been limited to the evening hours because most of the lawbreakers either had doctor’s appointments during the day or rioting would have interfered with their naps.

The marches didn’t last that long because many of the demonstrators had to get home to pee. In many cases, the demonstrators simply forgot why they were even there. Officials considered a curfew starting at 9 p.m. But since that’s the time when most of the residents go to bed anyway, it was decided that it wasn’t needed.

Community leaders concluded that part of the problem was that residents were restless because they had too much time on their hands since the recreation centers, pools, theaters, boutique stores and especially the bars were closed due to the coronavirus.

Community officials wanted to form a committee to look further into the problem, but no one would volunteer due to social distancing concerns.

[PeterVincentD]

Best ever still laughing

[Msdafliz]

Originally Posted by billbob

We were at that rally!! No, my wife just told me we were not there. She said we should have been there since we are out of denture cream, toilet paper, and Tylenol. Please hold rally around 4 so I can finish my golf game go to the pool, get a nap in, have a vodka and tonic on my lanai, watch my grass grow, and take a bike ride. Please also make sure it is done by 6:00 so I can make my regular stop to the bathroom to unload, watch the nightly news, read, and be in bed by 9:30.

Thanks for the top chuckle of the day! I chuckled with the previous quotes from others but I laughed out loud with yours.

Thanks for your humor!!

[HelenLCSW]

Originally Posted by rjn5656

The rioting in major cities across the U.S. has spread to The Villages, Florida. Looters in Florida’s friendliest hometown have especially broken into stores that sell items like laxatives, vitamins, hearing aids, reading glasses, energy drinks and surgical stockings.

The thugs were easily caught and arrested since they were using their walkers and golf carts to flee. The protests have been limited to the evening hours because most of the lawbreakers either had doctor’s appointments during the day or rioting would have interfered with their naps.

The marches didn’t last that long because many of the demonstrators had to get home to pee. In many cases, the demonstrators simply forgot why they were even there. Officials considered a curfew starting at 9 p.m. But since that’s the time when most of the residents go to bed anyway, it was decided that it wasn’t needed.

Community leaders concluded that part of the problem was that residents were restless because they had too much time on their hands since the recreation centers, pools, theaters, boutique stores and especially the bars were closed due to the coronavirus.

Community officials wanted to form a committee to look further into the problem, but no one would volunteer due to social distancing concerns.

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[Travelingal702]

Originally Posted by n8xwb

Not funny

Good lord, where is your sense of humor???

[SuzyQtoo]

😂😂😂

[SuzyQtoo]

Originally Posted by skyking

I saw that. Many "Old Lives Matter" signs. Things are getting out of hand.

😂😂😂

[2mnydogs]

This was a good one. We more mature people need to lighten up a bit. Being negative just wears me out. Love it.