[Scorpyo]

Originally Posted by WVB#1

So sad for the few of you who didn't see this as funny. Life right now is way too serious 24/7 to stomp on something lighthearted. It was awful that someone yelled white power but who cares what CNN thinks of the villages. We know better. After all everyone out there also thinks it's the STD Capitol too. Great job OP!

I thought it was the STD capitol. That's one of the main reasons I moved here. I was told it was a Spectacularly Titillating Destination. Was I misled?

[Stu from NYC]

Originally Posted by Scorpyo

I thought it was the STD capitol. That's one of the main reasons I moved here. I was told it was a Spectacularly Titillating Destination. Was I misled?

Just the females are members of that club

[mabreyjk]

That is funny.

[Rparra]

Hard to wear a mask over oxygen tubes.

[gpk111]

Originally Posted by Velvet

Aw... I think OP’s post is funny. I wouldn’t worry if I were a prospective buyer, OP is tongue in cheek.

So was the response!!

[gloria321]

I love the lighthearted humor! So much needed in these difficult times! Thank you!

[TOMCAT]

Cute and funny!

[jacksonbrown]

Old lives matter

[Janlindsey4@gmail.com]

Originally Posted by rjn5656

The rioting in major cities across the U.S. has spread to The Villages, Florida. Looters in Florida’s friendliest hometown have especially broken into stores that sell items like laxatives, vitamins, hearing aids, reading glasses, energy drinks and surgical stockings.

The thugs were easily caught and arrested since they were using their walkers and golf carts to flee. The protests have been limited to the evening hours because most of the lawbreakers either had doctor’s appointments during the day or rioting would have interfered with their naps.

The marches didn’t last that long because many of the demonstrators had to get home to pee. In many cases, the demonstrators simply forgot why they were even there. Officials considered a curfew starting at 9 p.m. But since that’s the time when most of the residents go to bed anyway, it was decided that it wasn’t needed.

Community leaders concluded that part of the problem was that residents were restless because they had too much time on their hands since the recreation centers, pools, theaters, boutique stores and especially the bars were closed due to the coronavirus.

Community officials wanted to form a committee to look further into the problem, but no one would volunteer due to social distancing concerns.

Hilarious comment to previous serious actions. Thank you for a touch of humor during these burdensome times.

[Kathi71]

Hilarious! Thanks for the laughs!

[Magajane]

I laugh every time I read this. How funny.
Thanks for making my day🥰

[Bellavita]

of course that was funny, geezzz where is your sense of humor man

[ShaSha]

Quite a sense of humor! If I thought you had a “day job” I would tell you to quit...

[crazydeb10@yahoo.ca]

Love this and your sense of humour

[Barefoot]

Originally Posted by billbob

Please hold rally around 4 so I can finish my golf game go to the pool, get a nap in, have a vodka and tonic on my lanai, watch my grass grow, and take a bike ride. Please also make sure it is done by 6:00 so I can make my regular stop to the bathroom to unload, watch the nightly news, read, and be in bed by 9:30.