[Russ_Boston]

Not sure if we already had this one:
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SENIORS GIVING BIRTH --

With all the new technology regarding fertility, recently a 65-year-old Villages
woman was able to give birth to a baby. When she was discharged from
the hospital and went home, her relatives came to visit.

"May we see the new baby?" one asked.

'Not yet,' said the mother 'I'll make coffee and we can visit for a
while first.'

Thirty minutes had passed, and another relative asked, 'May we see the
new baby now?'

'No, not yet,' said the mother.

After another few minutes had elapsed, they asked again, 'May we see
the baby now?'

'No, not yet,' replied the mother.
Growing very impatient, they asked, 'Well, when can we see the baby?'

'WHEN HE CRIES!' she told them.
'WHEN HE CRIES?' they asked. 'Why do we have to wait until he cries?'

'BECAUSE I FORGOT WHERE I PUT HIM ... OK?'

[nONIE]

OMG Russ,
and I almost believed it! 1rnfl


Reminds me of how often I have to push the panic button on my car because I cant remember where I parked it!

[KathieI]

Russ, very cute, great way to start a day, laughing!!

Thanks, Kathie