[Allen]

She was standing in the kitchen, preparing our usual

soft boiled eggs and toast for breakfast, wearing only

the 'T' shirt that she normally slept in.

As I walked in, almost awake, she turned to me and said,

"You've got to make love to me this very moment!"

My eyes lit up and I thought, "I am either still dreaming

or this is going to be my lucky day!"

Not wanting to lose the moment, I embraced her and then

gave it my all; right there on the kitchen, table.

Afterwards she said, "Thanks" and returned to the stove,

her T-shirt still around her neck.

Happy, but a little puzzled, I asked, "What was that all about?"

She explained... "The egg timer's broken."

[JohnN]

I don't get it, who cooks eggs for 3 hours? LOLOLOLOL

[bkcunningham1]

Ha Ha, you guys crack me up!!! B.K.

[bluedog103]

Originally Posted by JohnN

I don't get it, who cooks eggs for 3 hours? LOLOLOLOL

Probably the same guy who tries to thread a needle without licking the thread. LOLOLOL

[Pturner]

Originally Posted by JohnN

I don't get it, who cooks eggs for 3 hours? LOLOLOLOL

"I'll have what he's having."

Just remember though, please stop taking
Cialis and call your doctor right away if you experience an erection lasting more than four hours.

[gary42651]

The Dr. would be the LAST person I would call...

[ceejay]

why my "better half" told me he wanted hard boiled eggs this morning...he was reading TOTV last night!

[JeanneBeannie]

Originally Posted by Pturner

"I'll have what he's having."

Just remember though, please stop taking
Cialis and call your doctor right away if you experience an erection lasting more than four hours.

OMG Pturner ROFL!!! I just love your posts, you are so dang funny!! . Good one!! I am still laughing!

Jeanne