I'm feeling sorry for Pepperhead's wife.

hey, definitely a fine offer for the cat. and that's half off, mind you. we have a trade.

I actually bought my wife a set of clubs in 1970 while stationed in Kansas. I was misguidedly thinking we could spend more time together. The day I took her out, there was a plague of tiny little frogs that literally fell from the sky. She never went again. Won't even ride along in the cart while I play.

Did you have any luck on Craigslist??? or consignment stores??? or the Good Will???
No, ok I will bid a buck two fifty.

oh, that's a good deal, doug. I always wanted one of those. I am so glad I posted something for sale! who know you CAN get rid of a thing without a picture of it if your friends don't have pictures of theirs either...this is just so wonderful.
I've hired a collection agency, just in case this goes south, but I'm sure it won't.

ok so when BK feels sorry for your wife and you were the driver in this story, what exactly are you selling, like you were the driver and you have a driver for sale. are you talking in code? I don't know if I'd ride with you but if I can get a good deal...

dang, stand up and holler. that's...how many bits? I don't know how to convert to metrics and and euros and bits.

OK, eye revice my ofer. I wil giv u a spel cheker...nevr yoused.

I felt sorry for her because of her sweet spot. Forgive me. I couldn't resist. I am on antibiotics and steroids for a sinus infection and they are making me loopy.

distraction is your game
and pepper is your name
I can spell checkers
without a rhyme.

Your move.

oh, and for lurkers, we have been appropriately tossed into the just for fun forum...come out and play.

Check mate

I am going to raise your bid. My bid is a buck six eighty!

now we got a game...how can I make money on this..what kind of currency is bucks??
uhh.

I need something purple - if it's purple I'll let you pick what's in my right or left hand. Ok pick.

I have some chicken salad, but you have to promise not to ask what it is made of.